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Disney character accused of fondling

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Court: "Proceed Mr. Ubet"

Me: "And in summation, who here can say that my client is guilty when all the state has is one excitable witness, one angry mom, and this semen soaked costume?.....Why, that could apply to half the mascots in the SEC every Saturday!!"
 
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William Saletan at Slate shreds the Disney-characters-as-fondlers narrative:

Did Tigger and Donald Duck grope women at Disney World? - By William Saletan - Slate Magazine

Hmmm. Incident reports, charges, investigations?so how did the case turn out? Since the complaint against Donald curiously omits this part, and since Gawker didn't bother to look it up, let's check it out ourselves. Answer: Chartrand was acquitted. The case seems to have been a total scam. The girl's mother planned to sue Disney for money and lied to prosecutors about her plans. The cops conned Chartrand into writing an apology to the girl even though he had no memory of her, much less groping her. The girl's stepfather testified that nothing untoward had happened. At trial, the defense attorney put on the Tigger outfit to show jurors how severely it limited its occupant's vision and range of motion, making the alleged groping impossible.
As for the 20-something copycat complaints prompted by the original charge, there's no record of any of them going anywhere. In fact, Disney reinstated Chartrand with back pay.
 
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The KSB;1747691; said:
No kidding about the Little Mermaid. I took the family to Disney over Christmas and she was smoking hot. Sadly, she was unwilling to fondle me.
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I dunno... Either she just took a deep breath to hit a high 'C' or she ain't exactly filling out that costume. Looks like a real piece of tail though.
 
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BigWoof31;1745792; said:

Duck Season!

A woman who claimed she was groped by Donald Duck during a visit to the Epcot theme park has settled her federal lawsuit against Disney. Court documents indicate April Magolon settled her lawsuit against the entertainment giant last week.

The Upper Darby woman claimed she had nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries. She sought more than $50,000 in compensation plus punitive damages.

Two words: drama queen :tibor:
 
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