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Do you fart

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by NOTREDAMECHIEF, Feb 23, 2005.

  1. In front of your wife / girlfriend!! Also does your wife/girlfriend rip'em in front of you?

    YES
    HELL YES
     
  2. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Umm...


    ?
     
  3. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    My wife is not afraid, I think it only took a couple of months into dating before she ripped the first one in front of me. I am not sure that fart ever ended.

    Better question, have you ever "dutch ovened" your wife/girlfriend?
     
  4. AHHH Dutch-oven one of the funnest things I ever taught my 3 boys...
     
  5. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!


    and to think that some women get expremely upset about that? :roll2:
     
  6. BuckStocksHere

    BuckStocksHere Semper Fi!

    Yes.
    She isn't allowed. Sorry, but its the truth. Marriage ender. She knows this and is okay with this. All her friends and my family think I'm 1. nuts 2. mean 3. mean 4. mean 5. chauvinist 6. mean

    But I care not. It's the only unbreakable rule.
     
  7. bsh - You are kidding right??
     
  8. Alan

    Alan Banned

    no & no

    why cant people just go to another room with nobody in it? i have made more excuses to leave the room: "i cant remember if i locked the door"...."i think i hear the fawcet leaking"...etc...

    i once broke up with a great girl b/c she couldn't control her gas.....
     
  9. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!


    Wait till you have some little boys, and you can hold em down and fart on thier head....

    Now that is bonding!
     
  10. Alan

    Alan Banned

    gregorylee....that reminds me of "the man show" skit that was a take off on deniro/pesci in "raging bull"....only instead of pesci hitting deniro when he asked for it, the pesci character kept farting in the face of the deniro character.....it was hilarious....
     
  11. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    I try to leave the room at home (sometimes one gets away from me :biggrin: )... always leave in the office...
     
  12. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    I've never done this to anyone I liked... but when I did it, it was one of my more mean spirited and un-PC acts of my career.... which has a lot of both.

    When I was a Freshman in College (at OU) I lived in a quad... and I hated one of my roommates, and I hated his annoying assed 4 foot 2 GF even more.


    Well... one night she spent the night, and we had bottom bunks right maybe 3 feet apart, so I'm kind of just chilling in my bed, and on of the two of them fart... big... and loud, and for whatever reason, I spring out of bed... throw the kids comforter over the both of them... jump on top of them to hold the covers down and yell "Auschwitz." (Did I mention the GF was Jewish?)

    Anyway, gas chamber jokes are evidently not funny to some people... especially when they are choking on their own farts.

    Regardless... dude moved out a couple days later... so I was victorious.

    Then she dumped him the next year, after which, he admitted that he thought the whole thing was hilarious.
     
  13. OilerBuck

    OilerBuck Sweet Crude

    [​IMG]

    We've had some of the funniest stories ever posted on BuckeyePlanet today.

    BTW: I've actually been in terrible physical pain as a result of trying not to fart in front of my girlfriends.
     
  14. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    theres apparently some big to-do here today as people from all over the world are here at this rinky dink plant. i talk to these people on a daily basis from thousands of miles away but we have never met. one poor guy comes in to say hello right after i ripped one. the look on his face was priceless. he couldnt get out of here fast enough.
     
  15. BuckStocksHere

    BuckStocksHere Semper Fi!

    deadly serious
     

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