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Cop Hit In Gas Attack

West Virginia DUI arrestee charged with farting in officer's face

Cop Hit In Gas Attack - September 24, 2008

"While being fingerprinted, Cruz allegedly "lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on Ptlm. Parsons. The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto" the cop. "The gas," the complaint notes, "was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons."

hahahahahaha!!!!
 
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Otis didn't mean it....now let's get you some air!
 
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This is my favorite part:

Asked if he fanned the fetid air toward the officer, Cruz admitted that he did, but said it was in retaliation for the cop insisting he take a breath test while he was having an asthma attack. "I said, 'Here, put that in your Breathalyzer,"
 
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gemsweater;1270962; said:
This is my favorite part:

Asked if he fanned the fetid air toward the officer, Cruz admitted that he did, but said it was in retaliation for the cop insisting he take a breath test while he was having an asthma attack. "I said, 'Here, put that in your Breathalyzer,"

:rofl:
 
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