Hey Thump

[jcfiesta]

Thump, are there more of those black and white cows or brown ones? Which ones taste better?

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[AKAK]

Carpet Fuzz

 

[exhawg]

im 100% opposite, i have about 3 hairs on my chest (that i shave off b/c it looks dumb), but my ass crack looks like i sat on a wig

I just have the 3 hairs on my chest. My ass isn't too bad. My brother looks like a monkey. He's only 16 and has hair everywhere. I'm hoping that I'll be able to grow a beard by the time I'm 40. At the rate it's coming it it will be more like 65.

 

[iambrutus]

i like my steak medium rare, but almost never get it that way, i need to order it rare because most places cannot cook a steak. thats why i buy steak wholesale and cook them myself.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I'm not saying there is such a group, but if their was, it would seem that there are those on this thread who are "wanna be" chippers... Not that a chipper is anything other than a word I made up. But, if there was a chipper, actually, multiple chippers they could form a party and again, I don't mean to suggest such a party already exists, but if it did, you'd be clear "wanna be's" with respect to such a party. But, that's all really just conjecture.

I agree with Kbuck

Cubicle.

 

[sears3820]

Eddie Rabbit's "I Love a Rainy Night," is one of the most underrated songs of all-time.

 

[Thump]

Thump, are there more of those black and white cows or brown ones? Which ones taste better?

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There are more of the black and white ones, those are Holsteins (Dairy cattlee.) The herford is the Brown one on the top.

Angus or angus crosses (All black) cattle are the best.


When in Zanesville make sure you stop at Tom's Ice Cream Bowl.

 

[jcfiesta]

I've never looked at my ass but I assume there is some foliage there. I've gotta use the trimmers to control the growth on my chest and back or risk frightening the nieghbor kids as I mow the lawn.

 

[iambrutus]

if you had to choose, would you?

 

[AKAK]

lights

 

[buckeyegrad]

Proof that you can be your own grandpa:

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

If you want to hear the song go to: http://www.pastfinders.net/twain.htm

 

[buckeyefool]

i like my steak medium rare, but almost never get it that way, i need to order it rare because most places cannot cook a steak. thats why i buy steak wholesale and cook them myself.

I agree most resturants dont now how to cook a steak right, but just as many people dont know how to order a steak right. My favorite is when I would look at a table and as how they wanted their steak cooked and the answer would be.."done". Hmmmmmokay thats well I guess....or would you rather just chew on My shoe sole. Along that I was in the kitchen one night as a manager. had a server come up to Me and say....mm this guys wants us to cook his steak 30 seconds on each side and then put it on the plate. She was like, can We do that? I of course said yes...cooked it that way and took it out to the table...guy said it was the best steak he ever had.

 

[iambrutus]

do you have an office or a cube?

i'm a cube jockey, but right now i'm sitting in a lab at microsoft training.

 

[AKAK]

sprinkler

 

[sears3820]

I have a sweet tooth for Latina girls....

Penelope Cruz es muy guapa!!!!!!