Hey Thump

[AKAK]

precooked bacon is good (just heat in the microwave)

What are you? Some sort of Communist?

Precooked bacon? You probably but pre sliced bread too... Don't you?

 

[iambrutus]

no, but when you get up and leave early in the AM precooked bacon is great b/c it takes 15 seconds in the microwave. and no matter how many times/how hard i beat my wife she wont get up and make breakfast for me

 

[DEBuckeye]

why are they called blow jobs, when there really isn't any blowing?

I don't know. Are you sure you're doing it right?


Why Won't Jesus Dance?

 

[iambrutus]

does anyone have a buckeye's tattoo

 

[buckeyegrad]

Proof that women are evil:

Every man knows that to keep a woman happy requires money and time. Therefore we have the equation:<O:p</O:p

Women = Time X Money<O:p</O:p

We also know that time is money, or Time = Money<O:p</O:p

So, now we get

Women = Money X Money = (Money)<SUP>2<O:p</O:p</SUP>

We also know that money is the root of all evil.<O:p</O:p

Money = (Evil)<SUP>1/2</SUP><O:p</O:p

Therefore,

Women = ((Evil)<SUP>1/2</SUP>)<SUP>2</SUP>
<SUP></SUP>
We simply the equation and we get:

Women = Evil<SUP><O:p></O:p></SUP>

<O:p> </O:p>

 

[iambrutus]

Proof that women are evil:

Every man knows that to keep a woman happy requires money and time. Therefore we have the equation:<O:p</O:p

Women = Time X Money<O:p</O:p

We also know that time is money, or Time = Money<O:p</O:p

So, now we get

Women = Money X Money = (Money)<SUP>2<O:p</O:p</SUP>

We also know that money is the root of all evil.<O:p</O:p

Money = (Evil)<SUP>1/2</SUP><O:p</O:p

Therefore,

Women = ((Evil)<SUP>1/2</SUP>)<SUP>2</SUP>
<SUP></SUP>
We simply the equation and we get:

Women = Evil<SUP><O:p></O:p></SUP>

<O:p> </O:p>

 

[Thump]

I bet buckeyegrad wishes he could claim he invented that line.

 

[buckeyegrad]

I admit that I saw the equation on the internet somewhere a couple of years ago. I'm just glad I remember it as I don't know where to find it anymore.

 

[cyclonefan]

is it bad that my third leg is longer than my other two?????????

 

[jcfiesta]

is it bad that my third leg is longer than my other two?????????

it is if you're this guy

 

[iambrutus]

important question...

when standing, which of your balls hangs lower? my wife said she heard that 75% of men have the left hanging. i have the right that hangs low most of the time

 

[jcfiesta]

Iambrutus, have to go with your wifes experience...I mean what she "heard" and say the left. I think I'm pretty balanced.

 

[iambrutus]

Iambrutus, have to go with your wifes experience...I mean what she "heard" and say the left. I think I'm pretty balanced.

She is an ultrasound technologist, and they have to scan ball sacks, so i guess she has "seen" more than "heard"

 

[Thump]

Why does my Tivo automatically delete movies after a week even though it's set to keep all recordings until the disk is full?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Why does my Tivo automatically delete movies after a week even though it's set to keep all recordings until the disk is full?

Groundhogs sneak in during the night and delete them. Karma's a bitch.