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I love Mark May...

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Yertle

Yertle

Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
It's the football / ESPN version of Thump's Homo Thread.

I love Mark May about as much as I love.....

- Losing to scUM (courtesy of Golferdow01)
- Smashing my big toes with a sledge hammer.
- Losing a Ro-Sham-Bo contest.
- Watching the movie Pearl Harbor.
 
i love Mark may as much as -

giving birth to a flaming porcupine...

getting a lapdance in Larry's Villa... (for you Vegas folks!)

finding a dirty fingernail in my dinner salad at a restaurant...

walking into a stall in a bar bathroom and seeing that someone has simultaneously shit, pissed, and puked all over the place...
 
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I love Mark May about as much as:

-Listening to Hail to the Victors
-Having John F Cooper as our coach
-Having Gordon F Gee as our president
-Seeing billboards for hot tubs in Ohio Stadium
 
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I love Mark May about as much as:

- Getting my dick caught in the new anti-rape condom
- Watching TV coverage of Michael Jackson's trial
- Being ass-raped by a silverback gorilla
 
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I love Mark May as much as the thought of getting a rectal exam from this guy...
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I love Mark May as much as:

-Getting my ball hair yanked out with a pair of rusty tweezers

-Having my eyelids scorched off with a belt sander

-Having bamboo shoots shoved in my earhole while a kangaroo stomps on my testicles
 
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