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Metrosexual question of the day

You guys are hilarious. :biggrin:

I'm a girl and i've never had a manicure/pedicure...usually do that kind of stuff myself. Maybe if I were going somewhere fancy, but that's highly unlikely. I do have a stylist who knows me by name and knows exactly what kind of haircut I want. She's a real nice lady and loves to talk. :) She also has a ton of frequent customers so it takes about a week to get an appointment.

I guess the "metro***ual" trend's bigger than I thought. There's a lot of closet-metros :wink: But I'd rather my guy be just a little rough around the edges. No boys who are more girly than I am!
 
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All of these homos getting manicures and masages.................and to think, I scolded my wife this Saturday for buying me men's shower gel. I have a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo, why the heck do I need anything else? She tried to argue that it would make my skin more smooth!!!! I was like WTF and threw the stuff away.

I saw this morning that she fished the crap out of the wastebasket and put it in our shower. I wonder how long it will sit there until the bottom of the can creates a ring of rust on the tile?
 
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All of these homos getting manicures and masages.................and to think, I scolded my wife this Saturday for buying me men's shower gel. I have a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo, why the heck do I need anything else? She tried to argue that it would make my skin more smooth!!!! I was like WTF and threw the stuff away.

Is that a conditioning shampoo? You mean you don't use facial soap? What about olay daily facials?

Don't tell me you skip exfoliating, PH balancing or mosturizing your skin too! I hope to god you use eye cream each night to reduce the signs of crows feet.

We have barely scratched the surface on all of the daily things females do. Think about how many bottles of crap your wife has in your bathroom.

Going to the salon is barely a level 1 metrosexual action.

The great thing is no matter how much care a woman uses, men still age better.
 
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MyDixieWrecked said:
The great thing is no matter how much care a woman uses, men still age better.
So you really want me to post pictures of Marlon Brando at age 60, and compare them to pictures of Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren at the same age?
 
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MyDixieWrecked said:
Is that a conditioning shampoo? You mean you don't use facial soap? What about olay daily facials?

Don't tell me you skip exfoliating, PH balancing or mosturizing your skin too! I hope to god you use eye cream each night to reduce the signs of crows feet.

It scares me that you know that much, Maybe you should turn off queer eye and turn on OLN or ESPiN once in a while:biggrin:
 
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scarletandgrey said:
It scares me that you know that much, Maybe you should turn off ***** eye and turn on OLN or ESPiN once in a while:biggrin:
You my friend have no room to talk... You have to be the most metrosexual guy on this site. I bet no one else on here has a pair of jeans with palm trees and flowers all over them... :lol:
 
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ScarletInMyVeins said:
You my friend have no room to talk... You have to be the most metrosexual guy on this site. I bet no one else on here has a pair of jeans with palm trees and flowers all over them... :lol:
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Sure did I bought them last summer at Hollister and they had a palm tree printed on the front right leg. I thought that they looked good in the summer time, maybe if i watched queer eye more like some of you homos i would of know that they didn't. Don't matter though the palm tree came off in the first wash and now they look like regular jeans. Is that explanation enough?
 
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scarletandgrey said:
Sure did I bought them last summer at Hollister and they had a palm tree printed on the front right leg. I thought that they looked good in the summer time, maybe if i watched queer eye more like some of you homos i would of know that they didn't. Don't matter though the palm tree came off in the first wash and now they look like regular jeans. Is that explanation enough?

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