NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

[Bucknut24]

the ND fans on my FB are now getting pissed at me for posting the deadspin article

 

[tsteele316]

This will make Te'o's papa getting all indignant with that newspaper after their public shaming last week seem a little silly...

didn't he ask for people to blacklist the paper entirely because of a picture of his son missing a tackle?

 

[Woody1968]

How in the blue hell did it take so long for someone to figure this shit out?

 

[sphincter]

I got a feeling Te'o is secretly gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[NFBuck]

didn't he ask for people to blacklist the paper entirely because of a picture of his son missing a tackle?

Affirmative. He might have a little egg on his face now, huh?

 

[Bucky32]

How in the blue hell did it take so long for someone to figure this [Mark May] out?

And it took Deadspin of all outlets to figure it out.

 

[dav713]

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

 

[Woody1968]

Brilliant

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Best question is... if this doesn't come out... Does ND say anything at all on this subject.

 

[NFBuck]

How in the blue hell did it take so long for someone to figure this [Mark May] out?

Because it involves the myth of notre dame.

 

[BUCK3YE5]

Haha fuck him and especially fuck ND

 

[Woody1968]

Best question is... if this doesn't come out... Does ND say anything at all on this subject.

According to ND, they have known for 3 weeks.

 

[NFBuck]

Manti Te'oh-shit...

 

[BigWoof31]

From the Homer board:

Per ND

"Notre Dame Statement: Manti Te?o

On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te?o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.

Dennis Brown
University Spokesman | Assistant Vice President"

Couple weeks after the Heisman ceremony:
http://espn.go.com/college-football...manziel-texas-aggies-wins-2012-heisman-trophy

 

[BigWoof31]

the ND fans on my FB are now getting [censored]ed at me for posting the deadspin article

Bet Kelly wishes he took that Eagles job now. Get out of this shit storm.