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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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WyoBuck;2151975; said:
People that cannot stay in their own lane when entering a two lane roadway. People that take their time at green lights. People that do not know right of way rules at a 4 way stop. People who use turn lanes as their own private driving lane. People who enter the turn lane, with the intention of turning a mile down the road. People who stop traffic to let other people enter the roadway from side streets. People who don't drive the speed limit, or are incapable of maintaining a constant speed on highways. People who do not signal their intention to turn or change lanes. People who signal their intention to turn or change lanes a mile in advance. People who can't remember to turn their turn signal off once they have turned or changed lanes. People who engage in activity while driving that, because of said activity, are guilty of any or all of the aforementioned vexations.
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People that turn a 4 way yield at a round-a-bout into a 4 way stop. People that can't navigate a roundabout. People who separate the word roundabout with two dash marks. People who fucking stop on a continuous right on a highway on-ramp and turn on their turn signal, stop and look both fucking directions. Columbus drivers in general. People who do 15 MPH under the speed limit on a two lane road when there is a no passing zone, yet when there is more lanes open or a passing zone, immediately kick it up to 10 MPH OVER the speed limit.
 
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Chewy would like to introduce Han Solo to BP.

"Han, is there anyone on Buckeye Planet you'd like to see Chewy hit?"

Mr Solo: "While the obvious answer would be Taosman, as I'm sure many would have guessed, it would have to be HorseshoeFetish. While he has good intentions his thread makes me want to be frozen again"

Big BP thank you to Han. Check back tomorrow when Chewy asks Boba Fett the same question.
 
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cyclists, runners, walkers, pedestrians of any kind who use the roadway....when my god there is a beautiful path right next to the road....oh and please do it right at rush hour traffic to fuck everything up.....

and for those times when there is no path, walkers who walk with traffic and bikers who ride against traffic......:smash:
 
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Rebates that I have to mail in, sign up for, or whatever. Not only do you have to spend the time filling the information out and sending it in, but more than half the time you never see the rebate.

Just give me the FUCKING discount when I buy your product.
 
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BuckeyeMike80;2152081; said:
People that turn a 4 way yield at a round-a-bout into a 4 way stop. People that can't navigate a roundabout. People who separate the word roundabout with two dash marks. People who fucking stop on a continuous right on a highway on-ramp and turn on their turn signal, stop and look both fucking directions. Columbus drivers in general. People who do 15 MPH under the speed limit on a two lane road when there is a no passing zone, yet when there is more lanes open or a passing zone, immediately kick it up to 10 MPH OVER the speed limit.
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Had the double whammy this morning entering the highway, the douchelick in front of me was driving of course 45 entering a highway where people are going 70, so in order to not get run over I look behind me and there is no one close in the right or center lanes...that is until the guy waaay back there in the center lane sees me ready to get into the center lane to go around said douchelick, so he immediately floors it up to (literally) 90 to try and block me...then when I got in anyway he screeches over to the left lane and slows back down to 70 :lol:
 
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Pet Peeves... hmm... Americans who use British English plural to describe the place names of teams when describing soccer but wouldn't do it for say a baseball team (unless your name is Bucky Katt)

For example, "Manchester City are going to have to make a furious comeback"

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"Cleveland is four touchdowns behind"
 
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AKAK;2152464; said:
Pet Peeves... hmm... Americans who use British English plural to describe the place names of teams when describing soccer but wouldn't do it for say a baseball team (unless your name is Bucky Katt)

For example, "Manchester City are going to have to make a furious comeback"

vs.

"Cleveland is four touchdowns behind"
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You is an asshole. Are that better?
 
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