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https://cryptoland.is/
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/cryptoland
Cryptoland is a proposed project headed by cryptocurrency enthusiasts to purchase an existing Fijian island and develop it into a haven for fellow cryptocurrency enthusiasts. After the project drew the attention of a Twitter user outside of the crypto community, it attracted intense mockery, particularly the project's 3D-animated video pitching the concept to potential investors. Despite many thinking the video was a satire of cryptocurrency, the "Cryptoland" project is real, but multiple details about the project raised alarms that it was a potential scam or, if not a scam, a potential humanitarian crisis, causing it to draw comparisons to Fyre Festival.




Cryptoland Suffers Another Setback
By Connor Sephton
https://coinmarketcap.com/alexandria/article/cryptoland-suffers-another-setback
Cryptoland was lampooned on social media after an animated video promoting its concept was uploaded to YouTube. It's rather cringeworthy.

'I Have No Words'
A project that says it's building "the world's first real-life crypto island" has suffered yet another setback.

According to The Guardian, Cryptoland's plans to buy Nananu-i-Cake — a 600-acre paradise in Fiji — have fallen through.

The island is on the market for $12 million and boasts "five beaches, an excellent year-round climate and the extensive potential for additional further development."
Cryptoland was lampooned on social media after an animated video promoting its concept was uploaded to YouTube.

It shows a character called Christopher — who describes himself as a "crypto degen with a crush for CryptoKitties" — arriving on the island for the first time after buying one of the 60 plots of land in "The Blockchain Hills."
(Nananu-i-Cake only had one hill, but as we're about to discover together, this is the least of the project's problems.)

Upon landing, he's greeted by Connie — a cartoon coin who is described as the "founder" of Cryptoland. There's a talking Lamborghini that shouts "to the moon," and a restroom complete with toilet paper made out of U.S. dollars. Meanwhile, a Crypto Restaurant offers dishes including an ERC-20 Salad, a Bitcoin 10K Pizza, and a Flash Crash Soda. Yes, we know. That's before we've got to a musical number about the crypto beach that's set to the tune of Friend Like Me by Aladdin.

'I Have No Words'
It's worth noting that this 10-minute video isn't actually the full thing. The original clip posted to Cryptoland's YouTube ran for 18 minutes, but was taken down after receiving heaps of unwelcome criticism.

The full thing can be seen here and features a clip from crypto evangelist Kyle Chasse, who claimed that the purchase agreement has already been done for the island — something that we now know to be untrue.

Many viewers have drawn parallels to the ill-fated Fyre Festival, where a glamorous video featuring supermodels and beautiful beaches promoted the chance to attend an upmarket music event on an exclusive island in the Bahamas. Of course, the reality ended up being far different — and instead of staying in luxury villas, attendees battled to get their hands on hurricane tents and cheese sandwiches as the entire thing fell apart.

To make matters worse, Cryptoland issued an apology after responding to a tweet that asked what the age of consent would be on the island. The reply from its official account has said: "Mental maturity should be enough."

The project said some of those running its Twitter profile are not native English speakers.

A statement added:

"The person who answered that question clearly didn't understand the ill intention behind it and misinterpreted its meaning, naively thinking they were asking about the age allowed to come to Cryptoland, just like to any other place, like a restaurant, a resort or an amusement park."
 
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This is where this story goes beyond a weird headline into terrible Internet Content territory. Not only does she sell her farts in a jar, but she is apparently launching fart jar NFTS:



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There's more information about this on this Instagram page.


I didn’t know monetizing farts was a thing. I’ve apparently punted on 3/4 of my life’s net worth.



So the "inspiration" for this thread apparently had to retire due to health issues caused by her diet to produce a sufficient amount of farts for her enterprise. Fret not! As one stinky venture goes, and even shittier one spawns to replace it:

Farrah Abraham: I’m Selling Little Jars of My Own Poop Now!
https://californianewstimes.com/farrah-abraham-im-selling-little-jars-of-my-own-poop-now/648361/
Ever wondered, “Wow, I’ve always really enjoyed chasing this reality star Shenanigan. I wish I could own a small piece of her poop.”

Well, if you’re a Teen Mom fan, it’s your lucky day!

Farrah Abraham sells poop on the internet.

But the truth is.

it’s been A long and strange journey for Fara, About the last 10 years.

She became famous for becoming pregnant at the age of 16 and built her fame because of the unique and horrifying fact that her family life became severely dysfunctional and her child’s father died.

Farrah Abraham in glasses

It’s not a great start to be fair.

Fara originally dreamed of opening her own restaurant, but she also did some modeling on her side. She took several courses at a cooking school, but those dreams didn’t come true.

But she was more into modeling and started other hustle to get the most out of her reality show fame.

She wrote a memoir and released an album with a music video-she even came out with her pasta sauce.

Farrah Abraham in a shiny bikini

But in 2013 she took things to another level Shooting sex tape Co-starred with popular porn star James Dean and released it as a movie titled “Fara Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”.

Since then things haven’t been the same.

After sex tapes got a lot of money and attention, she also started selling sex toys and she started appearing in strip clubs across the country.

Eventually she started working as a cam girl, and the rumors persist for some time now. She also works as an escort..

Farrah Abraham Farrah Abraham to followers

She hasn’t appeared in teen moms in the last few years- MTV fired her Because she refused to stop working in adult entertainment, and because she generally can’t behave like a decent human being-so what we can really do is in her life See what you choose to share on social media to catch up.

But fortunately, she shares a lot … maybe too much for us, who were strangely fascinated by Fara.

She has been using OnlyFans for some time, and in 2020 the world learned that she was selling her defecation video for $ 100.

Many thought she would be much lower with it, but now she’s taking things one step further.

Farrah Abraham in the April 2021 video

She’s now filming her pooping, so Sell poop.

In a video she posted to her OnlyFans account, Fara offered a scoop to her followers, “Hey, I love you so I wanted to show you how I sent it in a bottle!”

This is really where we are now.

“Oh, awesome!” She exclaimed. “And you get the video I’m making it for you.”

Fara's poop bottle
She was in the bathroom while filming the video, showing off a small jar used to hold the product, then showing (while wearing clothes) how things work, “So I’m my Take the number! Then I wipe my oops! “”

“Then I put it here,” she continued, stuffing a (clean) cotton ball in the jar. “”

“And I don’t know. Put it in a lucky jar and send me a special blessing this year.”

Just in case, don’t worry, he added, “I found that cotton balls have the best scent I’ve ever had.”

Farrah Abraham, far closer

She also mentioned the 90th fiancester Stephanie Matt’s Flatulence BusinessJoke, “I said” well “about the fart and made a real deal! “

Currently, I don’t know the additional details. The video was ripped from OnlyFans and shared on social media, and she seems to have removed it from her profile anyway.

Therefore, if you want to know about the cost of such a “lucky jar”, we can’t help.

But now you know that this is the service she offers and that a small jar of Farrah Abraham’s poop can be floating all over the place, and isn’t that enough?

 
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Keep my name out of your whore mouth

Why would I keep it in my mouth, I've been jarring it up and selling it by the truckload.


Wait? What?

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Bring back dings, I know.
 
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