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Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

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Well the pain, humiliation and loathing all pick back up on Monday when the Cards come to town for an early season gangbang on the 12-13 minor leaguers the Reds will run out there.

Aside from the usual entertainment of Opening Day in Cincinnati and the anticipation of what trick the Reds will pull from their endless bag of fail in the inevitable loss, I am most interested in watching Johnny Cueto go out there and pull something.

In the spirit of March Madness maybe we can get an office pool going on which inning and what degree of Hyman tear it will be?

I'm going to say 1st inning and complete tear. For the tie-breaker I say he circles the mound 5 times while he's crying this time (which will most likely represent the most exercise the fat little fucker has seen in the past 5 years).

Cast your votes.
 
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Cueto is guaranteed to go down. He's on my fantasy team. I already have 5 guys on the DL + 2 I dropped because they are having Tommy John surgery. Thinking of changing my team name to M*A*S*H Unit.

I say it will be due to a strained Castellini.
 
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CookyPuss said:
Cueto is guaranteed to go down. He's on my fantasy team. I already have 5 guys on the DL + 2 I dropped because they are having Tommy John surgery. Thinking of changing my team name to M*A*S*H Unit.

I say it will be due to a strained Castellini.
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Change it to "The Krem reaper"

I love that one
 
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