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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Ryan Mallett turned that wine into beer.
Ryan Mallett once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Ryan Mallett won by 5.
Ryan Mallett once had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
Ryan Mallett once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Ryan Mallett won by 5.
Ryan Mallett once had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.