SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[ScriptOhio]

 

[NFBuck]

Jack Harbrau:

“This team in my judgement, and Bo Schembechler taught me this, I have 5 Big Ten rings, championship rings, 5, but two or three of those were ties. Bo never looked at them as ties. So we this year tied for the Big Ten East Conference Championship. We were 8-1 and Ohio State is 8-1. I think if I would have the means to do this I think we ought to make a little bit of a banner and stick that somewhere to remind us that we were champions. There were only two teams that finished with only one loss in the Big Ten. Ohio State and Michigan and I understand the tie break. But I do understand too that we were the co-champions of the Big Ten.”

Participation trophies. A banner for a "tie" because they had the same record. Look no further for a reason that they are nowhere near anything resembling a program that can or will compete for championships.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Next they will take a page out of slappy valley 's playbook and make a ring of pretty good years.

 

[cincibuck]

Say what you will, Cooper made it possible for OSU to recruit in Cincinnati again, something Earl had ruined through whiney ass comments that the local press gleefully picked up and passed on. He opened up two cans of whup ass on Notre Dame, he made OSU a destination for top recruits across the nation, he left Tressell with the core of a National Championship team. In short, despite his problems with Michigan, he put OSU front and center on the sports media screen.

 

[BayBuck]

Jack Harbrau:

Participation trophies. A banner for a "tie" because they had the same record. Look no further for a reason that they are nowhere near anything resembling a program that can or will compete for championships.

I had to double-check whether something as stupid as a division co-championship even exists in any official way, and it turns out it sure does:

https://bigten.org/documents/2018/8/22/2018_BIG_TEN_FOOTBALL_MEDIA_GUIDE.pdf (on page 106 of the media guide)

This will be scUM's 1st "c" in the Division Championships category, so congrats on your great accomplishment Harbaughs!

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Say what you will, Cooper made it possible for OSU to recruit in Cincinnati again, something Earl had ruined through whiney ass comments that the local press gleefully picked up and passed on. He opened up two cans of whup ass on Notre Dame, he made OSU a destination for top recruits across the nation, he left Tressell with the core of a National Championship team. In short, despite his problems with Michigan, he put OSU front and center on the sports media screen.

OK. Kirk Herbstreit is a bitch.

 

[Bucklion]

Jack Harbrau:


Participation trophies. A banner for a "tie" because they had the same record. Look no further for a reason that they are nowhere near anything resembling a program that can or will compete for championships.

What in the proper fuck is the “Big Ten East Conference”? And by the way Jack(wipe), Northwestern at 8-1 also says hi, so you are not “co-champions of the big 10” even if all your bullshit Radio Sr. logic weren’t dumb as shit, which it most assuredly is. What the fuck nursing home for the criminally boneheaded did they dig this fossil out from?

 

[NFBuck]

What in the proper fuck is the “Big Ten East Conference”? And by the way Jack(wipe), Northwestern at 8-1 also says hi, so you are not “co-champions of the big 10” even if all your bullshit Radio Sr. logic weren’t dumb as shit, which it most assuredly is. What the fuck nursing home for the criminally boneheaded did they dig this fossil out from?

He's a Harbrau, no digging needed. They seek the attention.

 

[LostLassie]

Jack Harbrau:

“This team in my judgement, and Bo Schembechler taught me this, I have 5 Big Ten rings, championship rings, 5, but two or three of those were ties. Bo never looked at them as ties. So we this year tied for the Big Ten East Conference Championship. We were 8-1 and Ohio State is 8-1. I think if I would have the means to do this I think we ought to make a little bit of a banner and stick that somewhere to remind us that we were champions. There were only two teams that finished with only one loss in the Big Ten. Ohio State and Michigan and I understand the tie break. But I do understand too that we were the co-champions of the Big Ten.”

I have a suggestion...

 

[JCOSU86]

Say what you will, Cooper made it possible for OSU to recruit in Cincinnati again, something Earl had ruined through whiney ass comments that the local press gleefully picked up and passed on. He opened up two cans of whup ass on Notre Dame, he made OSU a destination for top recruits across the nation, he left Tressell with the core of a National Championship team. In short, despite his problems with Michigan, he put OSU front and center on the sports media screen.

 

[kujirakira]

What in the proper fuck is the “Big Ten East Conference”? And by the way Jack(wipe), Northwestern at 8-1 also says hi, so you are not “co-champions of the big 10” even if all your bullshit Radio Sr. logic weren’t dumb as shit, which it most assuredly is. What the fuck nursing home for the criminally boneheaded did they dig this fossil out from?

Hit all the talking poins that bothered me.
- Division != Conference
- Northwestern 8-1
- lol a banner of 'pretty good years we beat who we were supposed to* and lost to ND and OSU'

*dont at me about Purdid

 

[Taosman]

Harbaugh.
“Almost everyone is born a genius and buried an idiot.” – Charles Bukowski

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Woody would have had a floor mat at the entrance to the practice field that said 62-39 on it. Harbaugh is having a championship banner made.

Then again, this could be the desperate and pathetic act of a man who wants to finally claim a college level championship before bolting for the NFL. In his warped, mongoloid mind, he'll view it as going out a "champion."

 

[AJHawkfan]

Woody would have had a floor mat at the entrance to the practice field that said 62-39 on it. Harbaugh is having a championship banner made.

Then again, this could be the desperate and pathetic act of a man who wants to finally claim a college level championship before bolting for the NFL. In his warped, mongoloid mind, he'll view it as going out a "champion."

Those who stay....


and all that bullshit.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I have never bought into the "Harbaugh back to the NFL" thing, mostly because the NFL puts winning above all else. Therefore any coach that gets sent packing after 3 straight conference championship games must be impossible to work with. I mean literally impossible becuase you have an NFL franchise basically saying " no that's ok. We'd rather lose than have your mongoloid face darken our door another day."

The current success of offensive innovation happening in the NFL and Harbaugh's offensive prowess in college these past four years, do not change my mind on this matter.

They are stuck with Jim Kardashian until he dies .