"Swear"/"curse" words

[jwinslow]

FIFY

 

[Gatorubet]

There are words, at least to me personally, that carry far more weight than swear words.

For instance, if someone, to my face, calls me stupid, we're fighting. They can say all the fucks they want, doesn't really get me too riled.

What if they said you were insight challenged? :p

 

[Best Buckeye]

What if they said you were insight challenged?

He probably would think that they were talking to some gator fan instead of to him. :p

 

[Jake]

Not really, until we start hearing folks scream "Measles" when they jam their thumb. There's a reason we say them.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T2n_n9H67g]YouTube - Kelly Clarkson[/ame]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I look at it this way, if you can't articulate properly without them then you need more education.

Why does that apply to "damn" and "shit" but not to "dang" and "criminy"? :p

 

[martinss01]

I didn't care for Best's response either, but that's been well covered by nowThen why don't you say poo? Tell me you wouldn't laugh if someone called you a poo-head, I would (assuming he couldn't end me with one swing).Well that's good :p

shove it pooface! yeah... i went there.. oh and don't you worry faecalstain, theres more where that came from!!

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Did anyone blame the Puritans yet? If not, I blame them.

 

[OCBuckWife]

FORK all of you BLEEPING RADISHHEADS, none of you understand a CRYSTALLIZED CHICKEN POOP about anything in the world. How dare you say FOLLICULATED CORN in front of my kids anyway? Who the MEZOZOIC do you think you are, saying such things as VULCANIZED PINFEATHER YOU TOO when babies are present. Didn't your momma ever teach you HEXAGRAM anything?

I ought to wash your mouth out with soap for even uttering DESALINATED FISHSTICK in mixed company while in public. PEATsticks. MEASLES, I can't stand people who talk in such an PYROTECHNIC manner with no regard for the sensibilities of normal folk. I'm so HOPPING mad I could just rip your ISLAND head off your body and GRANITE right down your neck.

 

[BUCKYLE]

FORK all of you BLEEPING RADISHHEADS...DESALINATED FISHSTICK...

Forke me? FORK YOU!

But seriously...Do you like fishsticks?

 

[OCBuckWife]

Forke me? FORK YOU!

But seriously...Do you like fishsticks?

Only if they are seriously GLYCOLATED good. I mean beyond PRISMATIC.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Only if they are seriously GLYCOLATED good. I mean beyond PRISMATIC.

If you like fishsticks...you're a gay fish.

Best. Joke. Ever.

 

[OCBuckWife]

If you like fishsticks...you're a gay fish.

Best. Joke. Ever.

Listen now you spur-galled, swag-bellied, tickle-brained, skainsmate. You unchin-snouted, weather-bitten, toad spotted scut! Your whey-face sickens me and your yeasty, tardy-gaited, venomed words cut not my self. Hedge pig clotpole!

 

[BUCKYLE]

Listen now you spur-galled, swag-bellied, tickle-brained, skainsmate. You unchin-snouted, weather-bitten, toad spotted scut! Your whey-face sickens me and your yeasty, tardy-gaited, venomed words cut not my self. Hedge pig clotpole!

Not the first time someone's called me that.

 

[Gatorubet]

Listen now you spur-galled, swag-bellied, tickle-brained, skainsmate. You unchin-snouted, weather-bitten, toad spotted scut! Your whey-face sickens me and your yeasty, tardy-gaited, venomed words cut not my self. Hedge pig clotpole!

Well, OCBW - maybe he's a swag-bellied malt-worm, a surly, dizzy-eyed rats bane, a craven hedge-born lewdster, an errant pottle-deep pignut, a fawning toad-spotted scut, a spongy flap-mouthed lout, a mewling, clay-brained maggot-pie, and a paunchy, rude-growing flap-dragon, but he's NOT an urchin of any kind.


(Got your back Kyle)

 

[BUCKYLE]

Well, OCBW - maybe he's a swag-bellied malt-worm, a surly, dizzy-eyed rats bane, a craven hedge-born lewdster, an errant pottle-deep pignut, a fawning toad-spotted scut, a spongy flap-mouthed lout, a mewling, clay-brained maggot-pie, and a paunchy, rude-growing flap-dragon, but he's NOT an urchin of any kind.


(Got your back Kyle)

Good lookin' out.