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OSU community honors Afroduck

The famous Afroduck, a duck that has patrolled the waters of Mirror Lake for years, was found dead in the lake on Wednesday. The cause of death is currently unknown. Afroduck, a Crested Pekin duck, was one of the many ducks that swam in Mirror Lake and captured a certain admiration from many...
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Afroduck Is Dead, Long Live Afroduck

Mirror Lake will never be the same.
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Scientists Announce Plan to Resurrect Afroduck – The Sundial Humor Magazine

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Scientists Announce Plan to Resurrect Afroduck​

Earlier this month, Ohio State biologists announced a new initiative aiming to resurrect Afroduck, the iconic white-crested domestic duck who was spotted frequently on Mirror Lake until his death in 2015. The legendary bird’s corpse was collected and taxidermied by Ohio State’s Museum of Biological Diversity.

“I want to make it clear that we aren’t attempting to clone Afroduck,” says Professor Meg Daly, the museum’s Director. “Cloning implies employing a scientific process, which is something we don’t really believe in. Our plan is to perform a variety of satanic rituals to bring Afroduck back from the dead.”

The first of these rituals, Professor Daly explains, will take place on Halloween night. “At midnight Afroduck’s body will be returned to Mirror Lake to bask in the moonlight, and we’ll stand in a circle while reciting passages from the Necronomicon. We’ll also bring a few sacrificial offerings: a bucket of fresh blood, the still-beating heart of a virgin (one of our freshmen has already volunteered theirs), a jar of frog spleens, that sort of thing. If all goes well Afroduck should be alive and waddling by 2 am and we can all go trick-or-treating afterward.”
 
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Speaking of graduation... May or June 2004, oldest was graduating from Fisher... 7000+ graduates streaming into the Shoe from 2 lines... pretty sure it was at least 115 degrees, pure sun... spent $150 for water alone... using binocs to find my son... surrounded by gorgeous girls in their bikinis
 
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