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Game Thread tOSU @ Rutgers, Sat 10/24 @ 8pm ET, ABC

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ExpatAkronite said:
Always wanted to do some hip rural stuff like tipping cows, hunting snipe or running over mailboxes in a '64 Dodge Power Wagon Crew Cab. Just kind of randomly chose the Dodge. I'm sure an F 150 would be just fine.
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My buddy back in the day hit a cow with a '78 K Blazer. It killed the cow. The Blazer had a dent in the bumper and a small crumple in the quarter panel.

When it snowed, we would get roaring drunk and go out joyriding in it. We killed many, many mailboxes.

Growing up in rural central Ohio had to be the about the best way a kid could possibly grow up. Man, the things we did. Whew. :)
 
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Eastern time zone fuckers lost the Herbie Cliche game. Except maybe @Dryden, waiting on a report. They all make snarky remarks about the strength of my liver, but just like the Buckeyes, my liver is ranked #1 in the country. I may not have the size, or the speed, but my liver plays like a team of livers. I'm still here. Come at me bros! All these fancy Scotch and Bourbon livers can't handle the bright lights of my working man hard hat vodka liver. And I've got to give credit to my kidneys too. They play an important part of my Cliche Game dominance.

DRINK you passed out fuckers!!!
 
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Dryden said:
Nope. I've not yet begun to defile myself.
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lvbuckeye said:
My buddy back in the day hit a cow with a '78 K Blazer. It killed the cow. The Blazer had a dent in the bumper and a small crumple in the quarter panel.

When it snowed, we would get roaring drunk and go out joyriding in it. We killed many, many mailboxes.

Growing up in rural central Ohio had to be the about the best way a kid could possibly grow up. Man, the things we did. Whew. :)
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LOL. Hit a cow in a Mitsubishi Montero (I was going about 20 and she had a full head of steam bursting out of the sagebrush and down a berm). Destroyed the right front fender and caved in the door as she spun around--spewing shit along the whole passenger side). Couple grand in damage to the Montero. Cow walked away. Now, in my old buddy's dad's Power Wagon it would have been "Did we hit something?".
 
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mtm105 said:
Cow Tippers comin' to NJ. Rutgers is playing an overrated team which almost lost to NIU. Think about that for a minute. A loss to NIU would have paled in comparison to Appy State. A National Champion team losing to the likes of NIU. OMFG! APPY STATE! APPY STATE! APPY STATE!

SAT night tOSU is playing a team which lost in the final minute against two quality opponents. RU could have a 5-1 record. PSU was a blowout due to the fact that Rugers' head Coach wasn't there.

Rutgers took out #2 Louisville 11/11/2005 which put RU on the Golden path to becoming bonifide. SAT night vs TOSU, TOSU gonna get a BEAT DOWN at the BIRTHPLACE OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL. And RUTGERS, not tOSU, will OWN all and future bragging rights of the B1G East.

Grab your banjos and your first-cousin as your date, get in your Ford pickup trucks and HEAD ON OVER to a state high with some of the highest Per Capita Incomes in the country. Heck, gas is cheap in NJ to help you on your way home. If your truck makes it that far.
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This is bullshit. I brought my banjo and the first Rutgers fan I saw took my banjo and stuck it up their ass. Didn't even say "hello". The second Rutgers fan told me that they per capita stick more banjos up their asses than the rest of the country.
 
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