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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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Zippercat said:
Les Miles has already won 2 games at Kansas this season and the Jayhawks are currently tied for first place in the Big 12. Are they gonna be there for very long this year? Of course not! But does the fan base that bought into the idea that losing 62-39 meant being co-champions need more than that?

You read it hear first folks: Michigan Man Les Miles is the next scUM head coach.
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Didn't he burn his bridges on AA banging other coaches' wives? I think Lloyd has a fatwa on him, so unless Lloyd kacks out before the job opens?
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Didn't he burn his bridges on AA banging other coaches' wives? I think Lloyd has a fatwa on him, so unless Lloyd kacks out before the job opens?
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That’s the story. Wasn’t Gary Moeller’s fall from grace involved in that story? Mind you, LLLLLoyd was DC on Moeller’s staff at the time and took over for Gary in ‘95. Also, for the record, Miles last year at tsun was ‘94.

So, reading between the lines... yes, the bridges were allegedly burned by allegedly banging other coaches’ wives... head coach’s wife, allegedly, one of them.

Pure *ichigan.


Edit: Don’t know why Moeller would have gotten so upset about his wife allegedly hooking up with Miles. Frankly, I don’t care how beautiful she may have been, you go there with him (emphasis on him), you’re too fuck’n stupid for me to be paying your way anymore. Time for her to get her bags and hit the street. I’m sure Les’ wife would have taken her in.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
That’s the story. Wasn’t Gary Moeller’s fall from grace involved in that story? Mind you, LLLLLoyd was DC on Moeller’s staff at the time and took over for Gary in ‘95. Also, for the record, Miles last year at tsun was ‘94.

So, reading between the lines... yes, the bridges were allegedly burned by allegedly banging other coaches’ wives... head coach’s wife, allegedly, one of them.

Pure *ichigan.


Edit: Don’t know why Moeller would have gotten so upset about his wife allegedly hooking up with Miles. Frankly, I don’t care how beautiful she may have been, you go there with him (emphasis on him), you’re too fuck’n stupid for me to be paying your way anymore. Time for her to get her bags and hit the street. I’m sure Les’ wife would have taken her in.
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The legend is Lester banging Mollers old lady is what drove Mollers drunken bender that got him fired.
 
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AJHawkfan said:
Its not often that I wish the internet and cell phones would have been invented sooner, but this is one event that I wish was captured and posted online.
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I wish it was around in 1997 when Woodson accepted an improper benefit/hired an agent

That particular fairy tale season would have had a whole different ending.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I wish it was around in 1997 when Woodson accepted an improper benefit/hired an agent

That particular fairy tale season would have had a whole different ending.
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I'm still waiting for it to end.

Let's set the scene...

You can start at 2:08:52 - there are 9 seconds on the clock. Wazzu completes a pass to the scUM 26 or 27. There are 3 seconds on the clock (2:09:00). Then, one second magically disappears (2:09:06). It, apparently, then takes more than 2 seconds to spike the ball. Except, that it didn't take two full seconds to spike the ball. No, Ryan Leaf and Wazzu were lined up and ready. The snap and the spike happens in a second, and there is 1 second on the clock (2:09:20). 1 play from the scUM 27 or so... right?



Wrong.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
I'm still waiting for it to end.

Let's set the scene...

You can start at 2:08:52 - there are 9 seconds on the clock. Wazzu completes a pass to the scUM 26 or 27. There are 3 seconds on the clock (2:09:00). Then, one second magically disappears (2:09:06). It, apparently, then takes more than 2 seconds to spike the ball. Except, that it didn't take two full seconds to spike the ball. No, Ryan Leaf and Wazzu were lined up and ready. The snap and the spike happens in a second, and there is 1 second on the clock (2:09:20). 1 play from the scUM 27 or so... right?



Wrong.
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JFC I fucking hate those fucking mouth breathing mother fuckers.
 
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Zippercat said:
Les Miles has already won 2 games at Kansas this season and the Jayhawks are currently tied for first place in the Big 12. Are they gonna be there for very long this year? Of course not! But does the fan base that bought into the idea that losing 62-39 meant being co-champions need more than that?

You read it hear first folks: Michigan Man Les Miles is the next scUM head coach.
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Stop teasing me. I mean it. I've got a lawyer. BP rules: You have 7 days.
 
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Steve19 said:
Stop teasing me. I mean it. I've got a lawyer. BP rules: You have 7 days.
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patience_grasshopper.jpg
 
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