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We bow before no false Gods (split from welcome thread)

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Xerxes

Xerxes

THE GOD KING
All that GOD KING XERXES requires is this: a simple offering of earth and water. A token of buckeyeplanet's submission to the will of XERXES.

Your planet will be a vassal planet to the GOD KING XERXES omnipresence. The GOD KING XERXES rules the the heavens as well as the earth and the underworld.
 
Xerxes;1413403; said:
All that GOD KING XERXES requires is this: a simple offering of earth and water. A token of buckeyeplanet's submission to the will of XERXES.

Your planet will be a vassal planet to the GOD KING XERXES omnipresence. The GOD KING XERXES rules the the heavens as well as the earth and the underworld.
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If Clarity lets you wipe his butt with your shirt while he creates more BP reality, all while Capo and LJB discuss whether they will ban you, you will indeed be fortunate to experience it.
 
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Xerxes;1413403; said:
All that GOD KING XERXES requires is this: a simple offering of earth and water. A token of buckeyeplanet's submission to the will of XERXES.

Your planet will be a vassal planet to the GOD KING XERXES omnipresence. The GOD KING XERXES rules the the heavens as well as the earth and the underworld.
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Welcome, Xerxes, you should know that we're big on choices here at BP.

So take your miniature phallus and, at your choosing, stick it into either your mouth or your anus.
 
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BuckeyeRyn;1413543; said:
WTF?
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It is called the off-season.

You realize you are in the off-season when you start to see hot oil, phallus, and ass all in one post. That usually sends a signal for Thump to come post (kinda like a groundhog...oh the irony) which in turn means that it is about 6 more months before the first game of the season.
 
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3074326;1413525; said:
All we ask is that you kneel..

..maybe keep yourself busy while you're at it.
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Sooo.... you want a sexually unclear god to get busy for you downstairs? :so:

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Before you leave you must agree to stopping before every member of BP and apologize for all the minutes we had to put up with you and your posts.
But before you can do that you must show yourself in any non recruiting thread and put your head between your legs and kiss your own arse.
 
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