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What is your favorite Movie Line? (Merged)

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Pink Panther:

Clouseau has a gauntlet stuck on his hand with a mace in it - the mace gets in the fireplace and gets hot, and he starts swinging it around and smashes a grand piano into pieces.
The owner: That's a priceless Steinway!
Clouseau: Not anymore.


Blazing Saddles:

Slim Pickens: We'll do a number 6, then.
Harvey Corman: What's a number 6?
SP: Well, we ride into town, a-whoopin' and a-whompin' everyone in sight to within an inch of their lives!
HC: Even the women?
SP: Hell no, we rape the shit out of them later at the Number 6 Dance!



Catch 22: (BTW - the funniest book ever written)
Colonel Dreedle: Yossarian? What the hell kind of name is Yossarian?
Aide: It's Yossarian's name, sir.
 
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You mind if we dance with your dates? (Animal House)

Goonga, galloonga....so at the end of the round, he's gonna stiff me. So I says, "Hey Lama, how about a little something, you know, for the effort?" And he says to me, "oh they'll be no money, but on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness." So I've got that goin' for me....which is nice.
 
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Summer Rental:

Scully: Hey mate! Good to see you. What can I get ya?
Jack Chester: How about... drunk.

Scully: She'll make ya rich, or she'll feed ya to the fishes. If she wants you to dance, sonny boy, you've got to follow her lead.
Jack Chester: Didn't I read that on your bathroom wall?
Scully: Yes. And it's as true today as when I hung it there.

Jack: Get the hell out of here now!
Fat Man: You get out of here fella. I'm trying to watch the Smurfs.
Jack: You're trying to watch the Smurfs?
Fat Man: Yeah.
Jack: Did you see the one where Papa Smurf took a crutch and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? Did you see that one? You want to see that one? (Fat Man runs away.)
 
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Not to turn this political, but I was rewatching The Battle of Algiers the other night. Great line from a captured leader of the FLN in response to whether he felt guilty about planting bombs in baskets to blow up civilian targets. This all occured during Viet Nam when we were bombing the jungle into a parking lot.

The line was "Give us your planes and we will give you our baskets."
 
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Summer Rental
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GREAT movie............one of those overshadowed John Candy movies.

I would be willing to bet some vcash that I am one of, if not the biggest movie nerd on here.......and can just about name anymovie that someone quotes a line from. Of course I dont know if I should be proud of that, or just go sit in the corner and rock back and forth.

"So is there a Mrs. Mysterio?"

"No, but I have a very nice cat"

"Not the same thing"

"You dont know my cat, it's very demanding"

"It? You dont know if it's a boy or a girl?"

"I respect it's privacy"
 
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"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass." Pulp Fiction

"Let's go get sushi, and not pay." Repo Man

"Sawed-offs are out - people want a bit more range these days." Lock, Stock

"It's the stuff that dreams are made of." Maltese Falcon
 
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"We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!"-Dumb and Dumber

"Ok, so who's idea was the corn?"-Almost Heroes

"You do good work!" Almost Heroes

"And now it's the day after the day...that's no good either" -Jerry Seinfeld referring to the milk expiration date
 
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From Lean On Me: "First one to laugh gets their ass kicked."

From Better Off Dead: "This is pure snow. Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?" (snorts snow) "I think I froze the left side of my brain."

"He had his testicles all over me."
"His what?"
"How you say? Octopus..."
"Tentacles. Tentacles. Testicles is a whole nother thing."

Slave From Gladiator: "Don't die"
 
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American Pie:
Michelle: And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
Jim: [Choking on his beer.] Excuse me?
Michelle: What, you don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell,
that's what half of band camp is... sex-ed! So, are we gonna screw
soon? 'Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.

MASH:
Maj. Houlihan: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached
a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps!
Father Mulcahy: He was drafted.

Dirty Harry:
[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

Animal House:
Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.

Revenge of the Nerds:
Gibert: "She's not that kind of girl, Booger."
Booger: "Why? Does she have a penis?"
 
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