What's the big whoop about Texas

[jimotis4heisman]

plus their roads are much nicer than up north.

yeup most of the roads down south are better than the ones up north...but damn nothing will ever match an interstate in wv. good ol boy thruman got r done

 

[wolfamngstsheep]

Fun fact

If Texas was a country it would be the 7th largest economy in the world.

 

[tyrus]

I was at a bar with a buddy, and there was a Texan in the bar with his cowboy boots and hat and being loud. He made sure everyone knew he where he was from.

My buddy(who is the baddest man I have ever met) walked up and said:

"Do you know what's wrong with Texas?" The Texan said "what?"

My friend said "It's full of Texans".....I thought it was fucking hilarious, maybe it is one of those "you had to be there" deals......

does anyone else find it funny?

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I was at a bar with a buddy, and there was a Texan in the bar with his cowboy boots and hat and being loud. He made sure everyone knew he where he was from.

My buddy(who is the baddest man I have ever met) walked up and said:

"Do you know what's wrong with Texas?" The Texan said "what?"

My friend said "It's full of Texans".....I thought it was fucking hilarious, maybe it is one of those "you had to be there" deals......

does anyone else find it funny?

i found it funny when AKAK said it on the first page


but seriously thats pretty funny. i wish your friend wouldve kicked his ass afterwards.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

I would like to say that the most desirable female forms I have encounered have been from Tejas.


Now I have sampled the Atlanta, Florida, New Orleans, NY and CA brands also but nothing compares to TX.

God blessed TX!

Correct. Arizona's not too shabby, either.

 

[JXC]

If Texas was a country it would be the 7th largest economy in the world.

Oh how better off the world would be if Texas was it's own country.