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Who Would Win?

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BUCKYLE;859623; said:
If head-buts are legal, I'll go with Britney's "Shane Battier" bald head in a first round K.O.
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At the last minute Paris would announce "her people" have found a substitute for her, and Randy Couture would pop into the ring and pound Britney's surprised face into mayhaw jelly.

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Britney is trailer park trash, she'd put a whoopin' on the heiress princess.
But, Paris could stage an escape by blowing coke in Britney's face!

"Now despite her fame and good fortune, for most sentient adults Hilton personifies the decadence of our cultural moment. With her nightclub brawls, her endless sexcapades, her vapid interviews, her rodent-like dog, and her lack of ostensible talent, she reeks of every vice ever ascribed to our poor country. She has become a synonym for American materialism, bad manners, greed, “like” and “whatever” Valley Girl inarticulateness, parochialism, arrogance, promiscuity, antifeminism, exposed roots and navels, entitlement, cell-phone addiction, anorexia and bulimia, predilection for gas-guzzling private transportation, pornified womanhood, exhibitionism, narcissism—you name it.
Paris deserves almost all of this. You don’t need to share Osama bin Laden’s view of America to see that Paris mirrors us at our contemporary worst. But something still doesn’t compute: Why, if Paris says so much about us, do Americans—not just college professors and the commentariat but celebrity watchers and tabloid junkies—hate her so much? And why, if she is so offensive, is she so ubiquitous?
Well, hating Paris Hilton is fun: Americans always enjoy a good sneer at the undeserving and decadent rich. Paris Hilton is our communal dartboard; skewering her gives the American public a chance to reaffirm who we are."
 
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Darth Vader (Episdoe VI) vs. Darth Maul (Episode I)?
Darth Maul vs. Count Dooku?
A group of 10 Ewoks vs. a group of 10 Jawas? Assume that the Ewoks
and the Jawas in the battle are chosen by there respective tribal
elders, or other authority figures.
Han Solo vs. Lando Calrisian?
Darth Vader (Episode III) vs. Darth Vader (Episode IV, V, or VI)?
Anakin Skywalker (Episode I) vs. Jar-Jar Binks (Episode II)?
Jabba the Hutt (Episode VI) vs. a random selection of 25 hippies from
Woodstock (1969)?
Padme (Episode II) vs. Leia (Episode V or VI)? Feel free to have Leia be in her gold bikini, if you so desire.
 
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Padme (Episode II) vs. Leia (Episode V or VI)? Feel free to have Leia be in her gold bikini, if you so desire.
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Dude... that's sick.

The only reason you wnat to have chicks fight in the first place is because you want them to make out....

And... you know they are Mother and Daughter...

Hmm...

Wait...

Are they into anal?
 
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Zurp;869790; said:
Darth Vader (Episode III) vs. Darth Vader (Episode IV, V, or VI)?
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The Anakin (Episode III, pre-amputation) vs. Darth Vader (Episode IV) has sparked some interesting controversy. Any votes one way or the other?
 
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