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Brady Hoke vs Jim Harbaugh

I don't know that Hoke's brain fires quickly enough to let him know his body is receiving damage, making him extremely difficult to deal with in a fight (like punching a rock).

OTOH if anyone on this planet is mentally deficient enough to repeatedly punch a rock, it's Jimmah.

Tough call to guess who's receptors might flicker just enough to cost them the fight
 
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Brady Hoke vs Jim Harbaugh

I don't know that Hoke's brain fires quickly enough to let him know his body is receiving damage, making him extremely difficult to deal with in a fight (like punching a rock).

OTOH if anyone on this planet is mentally deficient enough to repeatedly punch a rock, it's Jimmah.

Tough call to guess who's receptors might flicker just enough to cost them the fight

My Plan:

1. Make huge bet on Hoke:

2. Squirt a bit of BBQ sauce on Harbaugh right before the fight.

3. Profit.
 
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George Smiley vs Jack Ryan.

I love me some Smiley, but he was short, overweight, balding, bespectacled, cuckolded, and spent much of his intelligence career under cover as an academic because that's what he really was. I don't know that he could have taken down Karla or Bill Haydon, much less a US Marine, even one with a bad back. Harrison Ford's old-and-gray Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger could take down Smiley in his prime, easy.
 
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I was thinking of the literary characters. And the correct answer was Smiley. 2-dimensional cardboard tough guy Ryan could never keep up mentally with Smiley. By the time he even realized something was up, he'd be locked away in a safe house confessing his deepest secrets.
 
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Which version of Jack Ryan? Alec Baldwin (Ryan wins), Harrison Ford (Ryan wins) or Ben Affleck (Smiley wins)....
How about Chris Pine? John Krasinski?

It should be noted that Sir Alec Guinness gave himself a hernia reaching up for a tree branch while playing Smiley. And he was Smiley to a tee. Freakin Denholm Elliott was another dead ringer!

While ORD sells Jack Ryan a bit short, it's true that Smiley would have tied him in knots intellectually - but I doubt he ever won a real fight in his life.
 
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Who would win? One full-size version of you, vs. 1 million of your clones, all one millionth of your size (by weight)?
If you weigh 200 pounds, the mini-yous would each be about 91mg.
If we assume we're about the same density of water, and water is about 1g = 1ml, you'd be about .091ml. Google says a drop of water is about .050ml. So your clones would be about 2 drops of water.

Can you defeat 1,000,000 of them?
 
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