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Zach Smith (Official Thread)

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Thanks. Thanks alot. Now I'm just gonna go carve my eyes out with a fork.
 
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This never ends. Zach Smith is analogous to the Kardashian’s - if people stop paying attention to them they’ll eventually go away. As for Bert, he’s a low form of human that has absolutely zero credibility. I heard Hooley defending the indefensible this am on 105.7 and thought he did himself no favors trying to defend a fellow “journalist “ (vommit) for just reporting the story. That’s bull shit. A story should be factual and objective not one sided accounts from estranged family members with nothing to lose and rooted in spiteful vindication. Bert did not honor journalistic integrity as immediately proven by every member of zone 6 and OSU who only released their full throated statement having full confidence. Why defend Bert who unequivocally has a vendetta against Urban which shamefully is hurting innocent people in an effort to resurrect his career. Bruce...come on man
If you're listening to Hooley then that's on you. Stop it.
 
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What if...

Stay with me.

... We could arrange for a cancerous ovary to be flung at McMuffin?

Then it would be just another Mayoral Press Conference in Turkey Balls Falls.

We need something more dynamic. I dunno, midgets with Jet-Packs wielding 3-D Printer made flamethrowers led by Mike Leach riding a bear carrying an Atlatl that throws cancerous ovaries. Just spit-ballin'...
 
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Then it would be just another Mayoral Press Conference in Turkey Balls Falls.

We need something more dynamic. I dunno, midgets with Jet-Packs wielding 3-D Printer made flamethrowers led by Mike Leach riding a bear carrying an Atlatl that throws cancerous ovaries. Just spit-ballin'...

Pleaee be serious, You can't throw an ovary with an atalatl.

But what could you throw with one? Hmmmm. You'd need something, maybe hard rubber, an aerodynamic head and a long shaft.

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Pleaee be serious, You can't throw an ovary with an atalatl.

But what could you throw with one? Hmmmm. You'd need something, maybe hard rubber, an aerodynamic head and a long shaft.

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Well, since you've accepted the whole midgets/Jet-Packs/3-D Printer flamethrowers/Mike Leach riding bear with Atlatl concept, I'm not going to quibble about details.
 
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Then it would be just another Mayoral Press Conference in Turkey Balls Falls.

We need something more dynamic. I dunno, midgets with Jet-Packs wielding 3-D Printer made flamethrowers led by Mike Leach riding a bear carrying an Atlatl that throws cancerous ovaries. Just spit-ballin'...


man you know how to paint a picture
 
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Not even going to ask how you found a gif of flying dildos...

man, this has been me (and a few others, not naming names) since we had a chance to work a dildo gif into this thread

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when you are just doing something for the pure fun of it, (whatever that may say about you), you will amaze people with your ingenuity/depths you are willing to go for a laugh.
 
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