2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[BuckyKatt]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

So someone fill me in on which is worse—snitching on the worst on-field scandal (outside of fixing games) in conference history or trying to snitch on things that aren’t even illegal?

Yeah. This is the big reveal from their TWO INCH BINDER. Something that's not even against the rules. dfbia thought that Ono was going to unleash some kind of Peter North money shot on the B1G. Instead, it's the equivalent of a 70 year old man jacking off to his granddaughter's best friend.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

According to his coaches back in the day, if the B1G did throw "the book" at Jim Harbaugh, he's too stupid to read it.

 

[BUCK3YE5]

 

[Mike80]

Desmond opened his cockholster on X/Twitter and gets owned...

 

[BB73]

Yeah. This is the big reveal from their TWO INCH BINDER. Something that's not even against the rules. dfbia thought that Ono was going to unleash some kind of Peter North money shot on the B1G. Instead, it's the equivalent of a 70 year old man jacking off to his granddaughter's best friend.

I would just like to point out that my granddaughter’s best friend is over 18 and has never been a rape counselor.

 

[BB73]

I wonder how much time tCun lawyers have spent trying to figure out which jurisdiction will most likely result in a judge that went to tCun getting assigned to the case.

 

[Jake]

Hmmm...why would he lie about it? What's he trying to hide?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Can someone get me a link to this article via the way back machine hack?

 

[SEREbuckeye]

WHAT! Have not seen this yet!!

Well, well, well...

It’s… just… sooooooo goooood! Holy shit it feels like a dream at this point.

 

[Captain Buckeye]

Well, well, well...

My god our fans are relentless… also our players better be checking their shit if they’re doing anything under the table

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Hmmm...why would he lie about it? What's he trying to hide?

He might be lying

It’s also possible that the social media account in question has nothing to do with him and was a fabrication of pony boy

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Oh, I'm all ears. I'll put some KC BBQ on and let's discuss.

I have some green helmet stickers I can bring along.

 

[colobuck79]

Hmmm...why would he lie about it? What's he trying to hide?

Add him to the list of deponents.

 

[Ryan36_1]

He might be lying

It’s also possible that the social media account in question has nothing to do with him and was a fabrication of pony boy

Option C is that his social media and he just came up with the LLC name on a whim based off of his initials/nickname and had no idea about Stalion's differently named LLC.