2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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[BuckeyeNation27]

Think of what happens when the last 2+ years of Michigan's wins get vacated:

-Ryan Day is 1-0 against Michigan
-Michigan hasn't beaten Ohio State since 2011 and has 1 win in 20 years
-Michigan hasn't won the Big Ten since 2004

Whewwww doggy

Add some scholarship reductions and post season bans on top of that......it'll be at least another 20 years

 

[NFBuck]

Just release the evidence sloooooooooowly. I want death by 1000 papercuts for these cocksuckers.

 

[DaiMonMoore]

He is a UM employee, right? I assume he needs to submit time away requests and days he is not in the office. It's a state institution so I assume this is all discoverable.

 

[dragurd]

I cannot fucking wait to see how they try to downplay the sideline taping evidence when we see it.

Yep they are in going to be in the well he did it but it isn't that bad stage of denial

 

[zwem]

How stupid and arrogant.

He didn't even try to have somebody else buy the tickets

Did even try to hide that he was filming the sideline the whole time.

I'm at least hoping he was wearing some kind of disguise in the stadium, like Groucho Marx

This idiot learned from the school of Trey McNeil and not from the school of Tug Speedwell.

 

[scarletngray]

Just release the evidence sloooooooooowly. I want death by 1000 papercuts for these cocksuckers.

Naw... I want the guillotine.

 

[NFBuck]

Naw... I want the guillotine.

While that would be immensely satisfying, think of all the schadenfreude we would be missing...there are already some of their posters starting to come to grips with this on _goboard...

 

[BuckBackHome]

If they are forced to vacate the wins, is there anything that happens with their funds from appearing in the CFP?

 

[Captain Buckeye]

We got what back in 2011? A postseason ban vacated a season and lost scholarships. That was for five players getting free tattoos lol.

Again, I don’t know how you continue letting this team play. You are risking having to vacate the Big Ten champion for the last three seasons.

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

So the reason we lost to ttun the last two games is due to them knowing everything we were going to do.

Stalions had tickets to 11 games of scUM opponents and they say whomever was sitting across from the upcoming opps bench filmed the entire games, with illegal equipment involved.

Hairball's excuse that the NCAA is merely after him is a BS excuse.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Yep they are in going to be in the well he did it but it isn't that bad stage of denial

"He was just videoing nothing illegal about that, just happened to accidently get some close ups of the sidelines and the coaches making signals"

 

[BigWoof31]

Cheating while using your own name is some of the dumbest shit I ever heard of.

Auburn is the Harvard of cheating. This is some community college level of bullshit

 

[NFBuck]

Just a small smattering of _goboard doofs coming to the realization they just might be proper fucked...



There's still an impressive array of mental gymnastics trying to rationalize a way they walk away from this. Largely that Simple Jim probably didn't know and that porn name marine was probably a "rogue staffer." Some of the better theories are that porn name marine is probably mentally disabled from his service and acted on his own because he's "crazy." Really some peak DFBIA blooming right now.

 

[scarletngray]

After the investigation is over and penalties have been given: "Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"