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Any suggestions on what to give a

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by djtidebuck, Feb 10, 2005.

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  1. djtidebuck

    djtidebuck Hang on Sloopy

    girl for Valentines?
     
  2. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    For you, either clean up the trailer or to be really kind you could break up with her.
     
  3. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Crabs are always appreciated.



    Oops, no, I'm thinking of flowers.


    Try Crabs.
     
  4. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    If you're gonna do it, do it right... give her gonorrhea
     
  5. FKAGobucks877

    FKAGobucks877 The Most Power-Drunk

    Actually, donny, I believe any gift from you would be a violation of the restraining order, so I suggest you just let it go. If you're insistent, maybe try a kerosene heater. My guess is the smell in winter from burning the sewage gets really bad.
     
  6. BuckStocksHere

    BuckStocksHere Semper Fi!

    Buy her a funeral plot - that is always nice.
     
  7. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    evidently I don't give the correct gifts during Valentines day... actually I don't give squat...

    Actually I learned a long time ago to give some flowers, a card, and cook a nice dinner for her... it goes a long way and is much less painful than doing nothing and hearing about it for years after the "event" :(
     
  8. djtidebuck

    djtidebuck Hang on Sloopy

    Common guys, a little help would be appreciated here.
     
  9. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    Back owed child support?
     
  10. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    You could give her a vial of your blood to wear around her neck
     
  11. djtidebuck

    djtidebuck Hang on Sloopy

    Huh???
     
  12. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Give her a big 'ol Donny sandwich. :groove:

    gbear's right- sometimes doing something or going somewhere nice is better than a gift. Unless she's shallow and materialistic, in which case a gift (the more costly the better) is the wise choice.
     
  13. djtidebuck

    djtidebuck Hang on Sloopy

    What is a "donny sandwich"
     
  14. Deety

    Deety Senior

    I'm off to work, Donny, but if you're good I'll post the secret formula later todayl :biggrin:
     
  15. stxbuck

    stxbuck Woody wore Sambas

    Indoor plumbing in the doublewide if you really want to splurge.....
     
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