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Cincinnati Bearcats (Juggalos official thread of Faygo)

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Come the revolution, yUle Cee. First we blow up the bridges and make all the fucking canucks, frogs, Clevelanders, Columbusites and Michiganders drive through Indianapolis and Louisville to get to Florida and make the rednecks swim across to their jobs. Next we secede from Ohio and proclaim Tri-State... opps, forgot about the bridges...Duo - State. Opps forgot about Hoosiers. do we want Hoosier rednecks? So... Uno State.

All right maybe blowing the bridges was a bad idea. So we claim the Ohio river from the Markland Locks to Madison, Indiana, plus ten miles of all land on either side of the river and five miles east and west of the I - 75/I - 71 corridor to the northern edge of Lebanon, then east to the northern edge of Wilminton and south of the river along a line from Alexandria to five miles beyond the western edge of the main runway at Cincinnati International Airport to include the villages of Rabbit Hash, Sugar Teat and Big Bone Lick. All this will be know as Driereich (Tri-State). WLW 700 am will become Drieriche (Tri-State) Radio. Current municipal and county law enforcement and fire departments will become unified as the, excuse me, Der Gross Driereich Oberkomanndo Hauptquartiere.

The University of Cincinnati shall be renamed Driereich Universitat and shall be allowed to keep its colors of red and black. (and wait till you see the flag. It will put chills in nerves of everyone.) All ties to Ohio, Indiana and Kentucky will be severed and all revenues from taxes and fees formerly assigned to states, counties and municipalities within the borders of Driereich to be forwarded to Der Haupt Gerichtsgebäude.

All references to "Ohio," "Ohio State," and "buckeye," are hereby ordered to be removed from usage within the territories of Driereich.
 
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Come the revolution, yUle Cee. First we blow up the bridges and make all the fucking canucks, frogs, Clevelanders, Columbusites and Michiganders drive through Indianapolis and Louisville to get to Florida and make the rednecks swim across to their jobs. Next we secede from Ohio and proclaim Tri-State... opps, forgot about the bridges...Duo - State. Opps forgot about Hoosiers. do we want Hoosier rednecks? So... Uno State.

All right maybe blowing the bridges was a bad idea. So we claim the Ohio river from the Markland Locks to Madison, Indiana, plus ten miles of all land on either side of the river and five miles east and west of the I - 75/I - 71 corridor to the northern edge of Lebanon, then east to the northern edge of Wilminton and south of the river along a line from Alexandria to five miles beyond the western edge of the main runway at Cincinnati International Airport to include the villages of Rabbit Hash, Sugar Teat and Big Bone Lick. All this will be know as Driereich (Tri-State). WLW 700 am will become Drieriche (Tri-State) Radio. Current municipal and county law enforcement and fire departments will become unified as the, excuse me, Der Gross Driereich Oberkomanndo Hauptquartiere.

The University of Cincinnati shall be renamed Driereich Universitat and shall be allowed to keep its colors of red and black. (and wait till you see the flag. It will put chills in nerves of everyone.) All ties to Ohio, Indiana and Kentucky will be severed and all revenues from taxes and fees formerly assigned to states, counties and municipalities within the borders of Driereich to be forwarded to Der Haupt Gerichtsgebäude.

All references to "Ohio," "Ohio State," and "buckeye," are hereby ordered to be removed from usage within the territories of Driereich.
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I don't think you need to waste the C-4 on the Brent Spence Bridge. It'll fall down all on its own if you jump up and down on it hard enough.
 
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