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They Hyundai commercial where Johnny-Asshat is singing Sweet Caroline. He pulls up next to Jane-Douchenozzle and she joins in.

The song is fucked. I just don't get what makes it so popular every-fucking-where-a-person-goes. In the commercial, my wish, is when the camera looks through the driver's side window and through the car into the car next to him, is the woman gets this petrified look on her face and then it shows a carjacker shoot the driver in the head, changes the radio station and then leaves the Hyundai Sonata sitting there.

"I was going to steal your car but you know what? Fuck the car, I'll gladly take a murder charge just to turn that shit off instead."

 
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CFPBuckeye said:
They Hyundai commercial where Johnny-Asshat is singing Sweet Caroline. He pulls up next to Jane-Douchenozzle and she joins in.

The song is fucked. I just don't get what makes it so popular every-fucking-where-a-person-goes. In the commercial, my wish, is when the camera looks through the driver's side window and through the car into the car next to him, is the woman gets this petrified look on her face and then it shows a carjacker shoot the driver in the head, changes the radio station and then leaves the Hyundai Sonata sitting there.

"I was going to steal your car but you know what? Fuck the car, I'll gladly take a murder charge just to turn that [Mark May] off instead."

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What is it with Subaru? They seem to specialize in annoyingly illogical, stupid ads.

Current case in point: The girl driving beside the open boxcar and "dreaming" that she is riding in it, instead of her nice, comfy car.

Right. Starving, homeless, hopeless, beaten senseless by brutal railroad dicks. Yep. My idea of Heaven. :no:
 
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Oh, holy crap! Did I hear that right? Pilot gas stations just ran an ad showing a guy driving his car with his wife and children, and the voice over is saying, among other things "There's a flood warning." Then, it goes on with its lighthearted spiel about how nice & tidy their restrooms are, etc.

I get it that ads are made well in advance of airing, but somebody with that company should have had the presence of mind to pull that ad for a while. You know, at least until after the Hurricane Harvey first responders have had time to remove all the decomposing bodies from the wreckage.

"Gee, Honey, there's a flood warning. Hope we make it to the cheerful gas station before we and our beloved children all die of drowning in our car like all those families in Texas did. That would be horrible. Oh, look! They have microwave burritos!"

Found a link to it. I did hear them right: http://www.prnewswire.com/news-rele...lot-flying-j-battle-at-bristol-300324046.html
 
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Oh, holy crap! Did I hear that right? Pilot gas stations just ran an ad showing a guy driving his car with his wife and children, and the voice over is saying, among other things "There's a flood warning." Then, it goes on with its lighthearted spiel about how nice & tidy their restrooms are, etc.

I get it that ads are made well in advance of airing, but somebody with that company should have had the presence of mind to pull that ad for a while. You know, at least until after the Hurricane Harvey first responders have had time to remove all the decomposing bodies from the wreckage.

"Gee, Honey, there's a flood warning. Hope we make it to the cheerful gas station before we and our beloved children all die of drowning in our car like all those families in Texas did. That would be horrible. Oh, look! They have microwave burritos!"
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We're talking about the same Pilot gas stations that settled with the government over defrauding their customers, right? Presence of mind isn't part of their business model.
 
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Their head honcho is the owner of the Cleveland Browns so lack of awareness is likely their number one trait.
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I remember him being in some legal snarl, but I hadn't seen anything in so long, I didn't recall what he owned. That's pretty funny.

So he manages his business and his advertising affairs as well as he manages the team then? At least he's consistent.
 
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I remember him being in some legal snarl, but I hadn't seen anything in so long, I didn't recall what he owned. That's pretty funny.

So he manages his business and his advertising affairs as well as he manages the team then? At least he's consistent.
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I wouldn't go as far as to say he "manages" anything. :rofl:

Unless you say he "managed" to get caught up in a fraud case or his team "manages" to lose every week.
 
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