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OK, the Cuervo 1800 guy with the guy getting taped up to box and then you find he's also a concert pianist. If you're a Cuervo swilling concert pianist, I don't care how bad ass you are. You're not beating up your hands by boxing in your spare time. Skydiving, fencing, black neighborhood 3 on 3 basketball? Sure. Not boxing.
 
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And how the fuck does Cardale fold himself into a Maserati anyway? That's like Terrelle Pryor showing up at practice in a Nissan 350z. Do they just rip out the front seat and sit in the trunk like in Police Academy?
 
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Probably more local to N.W./Central Ohio, the commercial for Blanchard Valley Health System. Really bad country song "We're Here for You" with a singer that is just really irritating. The video portion is people holding signs that say what their occupation is. Not sure why, but every time it comes on,( every 5 mins. on the morning local news) I want to start throwing things.
 
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For ick factor, there's an ad that popped up again early this am--it may be one of those that only runs during the cheap time frames--for a facial mask made with charcoal. The stuff sets up so it has to be peeled off like a piece of plastic. OK, so far. But then, they show you a close-up of the inside of the mask where all the person's bits of crud have been sucked out of their pores. The blasted thing looks like a bunch of worms. Just really gross.
 
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Let's double up on the ick factor. Snupr just ran a different ad on History Channel. (Not positive, but it might actually be the same woman who was sneaking out of bed to check her husband's computer in a earlier version of the ad. In which case, this bitch really has issues.)

Anyway, this time she's knocking at the locked door of her teen-aged son. And, oh gee, lookie there, he has a box of kleenex on his computer desk. Imagine that?! A teenage boy. Well, that's certainly abnormal. So, of course, later our intrepid (not to mention, unhealthily enmeshed) mom is looking with disdain at her son's computer. Yeah, that kid's not gonna grow up to be a serial killer or anything. Good work there, momma.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
OK, the Cuervo 1800 guy with the guy getting taped up to box and then you find he's also a concert pianist. If you're a Cuervo swilling concert pianist, I don't care how bad ass you are. You're not beating up your hands by boxing in your spare time. Skydiving, fencing, black neighborhood 3 on 3 basketball? Sure. Not boxing.
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The background "one foot in the grave" lyrics are annoying as crap as well.
 
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As a rule of thumb: any commercial with anything scUM in it totally sucks:



however, this one does offer a nice jab at scUM:

While the woman is trying to do a split, Captain Obvious shows up saying that “Reliving the glory days isn’t always rewarding. But Hotels.com is.”
 
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ScriptOhio said:
As a rule of thumb: any commercial with anything scUM in it totally sucks:



however, this one does offer a nice jab at scUM:

While the woman is trying to do a split, Captain Obvious shows up saying that “Reliving the glory days isn’t always rewarding. But Hotels.com is.”
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Yeah, the one plus factor to this ad is that the scum woman is an asshole.
 
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