Favorite Simpsons quotes

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Oh, Yea. See Avatar.

 

[Mr_Burns]

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie detector blows up)


And the quote responsible for my screen name...

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns. And what's your first name?
Homer: I--don't know.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Karl: Hey, I heard we're goin' to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape.
Karl: I wished we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Charlie: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?
Karl: Apes. But they're not so big.

That one reminds me Lisa's vision of the future if she fails phys ed:

Judge: I now pronounce you President of these United --
Reporter: Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President Elect got an F in second grade gym class! [crows gasps; Lisa is handcuffed]
Judge: In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. [to Lisa] Don't worry, it's just a name.
[Lisa and others are chased by fire-breathing monsters]
Lisa: He said it was just a name!
Man: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.