Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Deety]

I have nothing to contribute here so imma strap on some football pads and go flip 18 wheelers. See ya.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

I'm afraid of your stupidity permeating the board.

Again with the negative comments. I'm beginning to think you are afraid to debate someone of my intellectual stature.

 

[Pheasant]

The hell. He can spell PERFORMANCE right, but not PERFORM. LMFAO. Thank you BuckeyePlanet, and whoever is posing as this guy. BB73? Anyone seen him around recently?

He's conspicuously absent from the thread and isn't even on the site right now.

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

You know how kids wear more socks or something so they appear taller and ride coasters? Same concept here.

I haven't read most of the posts between this gem and the end, but I had to address it. They don't wear more socks. The wear platform shoes, they stuff crap into the shoes. They put girls hair up. They get the taller kid height checked and then take the band off that kid and put it on the short one. They do not wear more socks.

Disclaimer: None of those things work. Ride operators are allowed to check a kid even if they have a band, and they are allowed to take off the kids shoes, and ignore hair.

Sorry...I felt like piling on, and this was the best post on which I could do my piling.

 

[GomerBucks]

Again with the negative comments. I'm beginning to think you are afraid to debate someone of my intellectual stature.

your first few posts gave me the impression you were a ten year old... Now you are talking about intellectual stature... I would love to here some semblance of an intellectual argument for how packing more padding on will help a 6'6" long striding QB who hates contact become a successful RB in the NFL...

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

I haven't read most of the posts between this gem and the end, but I had to address it. They don't wear more socks. The wear platform shoes, they stuff crap into the shoes. They put girls hair up. They get the taller kid height checked and then take the band off that kid and put it on the short one. They do not wear more socks.

Disclaimer: None of those things work. Ride operators are allowed to check a kid even if they have a band, and they are allowed to take off the kids shoes, and ignore hair.

Sorry...I felt like piling on, and this was the best post on which I could do my piling.

I am fully aware of the ins and outs of being a ride op at Cedar Point or wherever it is you work. Just telling you how we used to do it back in the day.

 

[akronbuck]

your first few posts gave me the impression you were a ten year old... Now you are talking about intellectual stature... I would love to here some semblance of an intellectual argument for how packing more padding on will help a 6'6" long striding QB who hates contact become a successful RB in the NFL...

Lebron was a RB in PEEWEE

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

your first few posts gave me the impression you were a ten year old... Now you are talking about intellectual stature... I would love to here some semblance of an intellectual argument for how packing more padding on will help a 6'6" long striding QB who hates contact become a successful RB in the NFL...

We're going around in bloody circles here mate! If you have more pads you become less prone to shy away from contact, knowing you can take it.

 

[NFBuck]

Again with the negative comments. I'm beginning to think you are afraid to debate someone of my intellectual stature.

 

[GomerBucks]

We're going around in bloody circles here mate! If you have more pads you become less prone to shy away from contact, knowing you can take it.

And that makes you stronger? One more thought.... No matter how beasty his pads are, how is he going to lower his shoulders enough to use them?

 

[Pheasant]

Again with the negative comments. I'm beginning to think you are afraid to debate someone of my intellectual stature.

Let's start off with how putting on pads makes you stronger.

My contention is that a person putting on pads makes absolutely no difference in that person's strength. The intent of shoulder pads is to protect that person's back/spine, collarbones and shoulder blades. Added strength is not a benefit of wearing pads.

The intent of thigh pads is to protect the muscle tissue of the thigh from bruising which would be sustained much more frequently. According to Rod Woodson thigh pads make you slower.

The intent of the cup (you wouldn't need one) is to protect the junk from being injured. According to Rod Woodson a cup makes you slower.

I have never seen or heard of any evidence of pads making you stronger.

 

[TooTall]

We're going around in bloody circles here mate! If you have more pads you become less prone to shy away from contact, knowing you can take it.

Now you're British?! So much winning at such a shitty time about the subject of the thread.

 

[Wingate1217]

I finally figured it out!!! TP rounds the corner on a sweep where he meets Mr. Ray Lewis who is full of bad intentions. TP started the run 6' 6" but after meeting Ray is now compacted to a tidy 6'....presto instant NFL RB....

Genius!!!!

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

I am fully aware of the ins and outs of being a ride op at Cedar Point or wherever it is you work. Just telling you how we used to do it back in the day.

I worked at Kings Island for 5 years, and I was a ride supervisor. If you are 19 as you say, then ''back in the day'' was last year, or you're full of shit. You have to be 18 to work at Cedar Point in rides.

 

[Deety]

Now you're British?! So much winning at such a shitty time about the subject of the thread.

Pyro Kinesis = automatic toaster?