Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Tonyank]

See ya!

 

[Flocka]

Donnie Jr. in this bitch.

 

[GomerBucks]

When you Google Image search "Giant Shoulder Pads" I get the impression that Madonna, Klingons and the boomerang kid from "Mad Max" would have been great running backs.

 

[Pheasant]

I would be glad to have you spread some this way...

Shouldn't this alert BN27's rep stick?

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Let's start off with how putting on pads makes you stronger.

My contention is that a person putting on pads makes absolutely no difference in that person's strength. The intent of shoulder pads is to protect that person's back/spine, collarbones and shoulder blades. Added strength is not a benefit of wearing pads.

The intent of thigh pads is to protect the muscle tissue of the thigh from bruising which would be sustained much more frequently. According to Rod Woodson thigh pads make you slower.

The intent of the cup (you wouldn't need one) is to protect the junk from being injured. According to Rod Woodson a cup makes you slower.

I have never seen or heard of any evidence of pads making you stronger.

If I was falling from a plane with no parachute, the only way I could survive would be if I took the football pads and was able to "pack them in".

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Let's start off with how putting on pads makes you stronger.

My contention is that a person putting on pads makes absolutely no difference in that person's strength. The intent of shoulder pads is to protect that person's back/spine, collarbones and shoulder blades. Added strength is not a benefit of wearing pads.

The intent of thigh pads is to protect the muscle tissue of the thigh from bruising which would be sustained much more frequently. According to Rod Woodson thigh pads make you slower.

The intent of the cup (you wouldn't need one) is to protect the junk from being injured. According to Rod Woodson a cup makes you slower.

I have never seen or heard of any evidence of pads making you stronger.

I've said this before mate, when you put pads on, you are less prone to shy away from contact. Nothing to do with strength. TP is strong enough to take the hits, he just has to learn how to hold the hits. And that's really the most important part.

 

[GomerBucks]

I've said this before mate, when you put pads on, you are less prone to shy away from contact. Nothing to do with strength. TP is strong enough to take the hits, he just has to learn how to hold the hits. And that's really the most important part.

That is what made me a beast... My ability to HOLD hits..

 

[Pheasant]

No no no. Just so we are clear here, pads do not increase height, they increase muscle and girth. Socks increase height. Maybe athletic supporters.

Look buddy, the sarcasm isn't appreciated. If you put more pads on your person, guess what happens? You get stronger and are able to absorb more blows.

How have you never heard the saying "pack them in"? It was first originated in the 80's, when professional football players would pack more pads in to make them stronger.

I've said this before mate, when you put pads on, you are less prone to shy away from contact. Nothing to do with strength. TP is strong enough to take the hits, he just has to learn how to hold the hits. And that's really the most important part.

Great post, I agree.

 

[SmoovP]

That is what made me a beast... My ability to HOLD hits..

I could hold my hits with the best of them back in the day.

 

[TooTall]

I've said this before mate, when you put pads on, you are less prone to shy away from contact. Nothing to do with strength. TP is strong enough to take the hits, he just has to learn how to hold the hits. And that's really the most important part.

How in the [censored] do you hold a hit? This may be ground breaking, but the DERP has made it's way to this thread.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

That is what made me a beast... My ability to HOLD hits..

My attempt at a Seinfeld reference failed I guess. When I say "hold" I mean "absorb".

 

[FrancisSoyer]

Where is Kyle? I'm getting suspicious.

 

[TooTall]

Where is Kyle? I'm getting suspicious.

Kyle isn't capable of this type of idiotic brilliance.... Then again, I have read the Late Night Drunk thread, so I retract my statement.

 

[TDunk]

So basically 6'6" is the same as 6', right?

Looks like I can now tell the ladies I'm a legit 8 incher.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Said this before, I am a completely new member. You can run an IP check if you wish.