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Yertle said:
Dude, how can you rag on FMIAFNS? The Horse Thieves kick ass!!!
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The Horse Thieves SUCK! They were 4-7 last year, but they think they're awesome just because they won their conference (Big Dammit) 5 consecutive years. But look who's in their conference: United Boy Scouts of Tennesse, South-Central-Eastern-Upper Texas State Technical Institute of Redundency Institute, and the University of French Canadian Football Players, who, by the way, doesn't even have a football team, and, of course, College of Trees. Granted, the College of Trees has an awesome defense, but they haven't scored a single point in over 60 years. Their best record since World War II has been 0-6-3. The Tennessee Boy Scouts haven't won a game in 10 years, and SCEUTSTIRI may have an awesome passing attack (900+ ypg average last year), but they don't even field a defense. After they score, the other team just returns the kick-off every time for a touchdown. Their only hope is that they can score just as the clock runs out to win the game.

I'm tired of Trev Alberts talking about the Horse Thieves. According to him, their losses were all the refs' fault, and never the fault of the players. But let's look at their OOC schedule:

1. at Tokyo Art Institute: Lost 77-13. Yeah.. the refs blew the call on eleven touchdowns. Right.
2. vs. MILFs on a Trampolene: Lost 31-3. They might have a legitimate complaint here, as I don't know anyone who watched the game.
3. at Andre the Giant: Won 3-0. Ok, they won, but the dude is DEAD!
4. at Cleveland Zoo: Lost 51-17. They also lost their starting quarterback due to shark bites.
5. vs. Mike Tyson's Punchout: Lost in 31 seconds. Dude.. I don't blame them - that uppercut is tough.
6. vs. Rosco P. Coltrane: He kicked their asses 61-9. Even Enus was making fun of them.
7. at Unmarried Men Against Rappers, Recording Artists, and Athletes Against Drunk Driving: Lost 88-40. Best offensive showing by the Horse Thieves, but they still came up short.
8. at Hippies Smoking Stuff College of Smoking Stuff: Lost 14-2. The refs didn't have anything to do with this game, either, as they were also smoking stuff.

So, you see, the Horse Thieves are terrible. They don't even belong on this forum.
 
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NOTREDAMECHIEF said:
And the reason you all act like drinking beer makes you tough and a man is =
Not secure with your manliness and tough guy wanna-be's
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Trying to alienate the entire board, Chief?

Or has some of the Texas posters' lingo rubbed off on you, although you're not quite sure how to type y'all?
 
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NDChief. A lot of us respect the fact that you continue to support your team. This is getting out of hand. The thread is devoted to teams that are ranked higher in the pre-season than they end up. And your team wins that race hands down. There is no statistical difference between the difficulties in ND and OSU schedules.

You still got Touchdown Jesus. Dude, let it go.
 
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NOTREDAMECHIEF said:
MILI- Well if Purdue is not a good team and NW is not then guess what that makes OSU....
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Uh, that makes OSU a team that got upset twice on the road in very close games. It only took Northwestern 46 years to beat us at their place. :roll1:

OSU has virtually the same team this year, yet you can bet that the game against Northwestern will be much different this year (we don't play Purdue this year).
 
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Hi all,
I am an '89 grad, die hard all the way. Have been for over 30 years! Thanks for letting me join your group.

My list?

Any Big 12 your choice, Miami, FSU, Georgia(chokers), ND. Maybe ND will get back to where they used to be but they get too much respect! They have been awefull!

Honorable mention to anybody else in our conference except the "Big 2". I like to see scUM overrated so we can deflate their heads at the end of the season. Like last year! Com'on they lost to ND! I knew they were no good. Obviously we practiced scUM Mon thru Wed and game Thur & Fri.

We will get ours in the comming years. We have some superstars in the making and this is going to be fun. You can wipe the slate clean on our offense. The "spread" is here to stay with all the weapons we have. The last two games are only just the beginning. We have to keep these guys longer. That is the key. Tress is an adapter. He goes with what he has. He might have stuck too long last year but I have seen him change multiple times in his career. He won a NC with smashmouth, well 2 now, the run and shoot, and he will win with the "spread".

Don't worry guys scUM is on the way down and we are on the way up. All that scUm stuff you see wasn't from the teams effort it was from a gang adopting their "colors". They had our number for a while but not anymore. 3 &1 baby! We need to keep our house straight and Tress will get us there time and again. All that Maize and Blue will turn to Scarlet and Gray soon!

GO BUCKS!
 
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BUCKS 1 said:
...Tress is an adapter. He goes with what he has. He might have stuck too long last year but I have seen him change multiple times in his career. He won a NC with smashmouth, well 2 now, the run and shoot, and he will win with the "spread"...
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Well said.
 
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Zurp said:
But let's look at their OOC schedule:

1. at Tokyo Art Institute: Lost 77-13. Yeah.. the refs blew the call on eleven touchdowns. Right.
2. vs. MILFs on a Trampolene: Lost 31-3. They might have a legitimate complaint here, as I don't know anyone who watched the game.
3. at Andre the Giant: Won 3-0. Ok, they won, but the dude is DEAD!
4. at Cleveland Zoo: Lost 51-17. They also lost their starting quarterback due to shark bites.
5. vs. Mike Tyson's Punchout: Lost in 31 seconds. Dude.. I don't blame them - that uppercut is tough.
6. vs. Rosco P. Coltrane: He kicked their asses 61-9. Even Enus was making fun of them.
7. at Unmarried Men Against Rappers, Recording Artists, and Athletes Against Drunk Driving: Lost 88-40. Best offensive showing by the Horse Thieves, but they still came up short.
8. at Hippies Smoking Stuff College of Smoking Stuff: Lost 14-2. The refs didn't have anything to do with this game, either, as they were also smoking stuff.
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Holy crap! I laughed my ass off! This is excellent stuff, Zurp.

However, I seriously doubt if the Horse Theives played 8 of their 11 games out of conference.

ND constantly over-rated and over-loved...WITHOUT QUESTION!!! I like to think I have an unbiased view of my Buckeyes (I admit, it can be difficult), but to deny ND's love with the media is just plain blind.

Up until the Orange Bowl, I'd say OklaHOMO is right there, but I have a funny feeling that their end-of-the-year sucking has caught up with them.

USC is having their way with the media right now...any fricking position they want. But, I admit that as of right now, they deserve it. But, just like Oklahoma, the media love will last longer than their dominance.

Miami still gets more love than they deserve. So do the Baltimore Ravens....and the Indianapolis Colts, and the LA Lakers, and Phil Mickelson, and Dale Earnhardt, Jr., and Barry Bonds, and the elimination of the Designator Hitter.
 
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Yertle said:
Holy crap! I laughed my ass off! This is excellent stuff, Zurp.

However, I seriously doubt if the Horse Theives played 8 of their 11 games out of conference.
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Yeah.. my boss kept coming in my office and I'd have to pretend to be writing a real report, or something. It was pretty annoying.
And didn't you pay attention? The Horse Thieves have only 3 other teams in their conference. They have to find 8 OOC games every year. They're trying to get into a "real" conference, or at least become a "real" team, but for now, they're just a compilation of the imaginations of hundreds, if not thousands, of people.
 
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Bucky Katt said:
What, they couldn't get Minnesota, NC State, and Auburn? Maybe the thought of playing the dreaded Horse Thieves scared that cupcake-scheduling threesome off.
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Thats exactly my point. The Horse Thieves suck, and they know it, and they don't think they're even good enough to be a "cupcake" team.
 
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