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The Admissions Scandal

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And if these lightweights really want to see how the came is played, they should take a look at Columbus Academy. For over a hundred years, Columbus Academy named their Valedictorian purely on class rank, yet the exact same year that Wexner's oldest was a senior they decided to change this century old policy to a more "holistic methodology." Now, I'm sure that this will come as a shock to you, but under this new methodology the Valedictorian was none other than young Prince Wexner, who went onto Harvard no doubt with stellar grades, extra-curricular activities and a 35 or 36 on his ACT.
 
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NJ-Buckeye said:
If anyone is actually surprised... you need to go back to your hibernation

I have friends and associates with pedigree diplomas... and no friggin way did they get there on their own...
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Meh, you might be surprised. I've got a Cornell law degree and plenty of people, including myself half the time, think that I'm an idiot.

That said, since Cornell Law School accepted me (w/o any bribes, lies, or even prep courses ...) and less "prestigious" UCLA Law School didn't, clearly due to unworthy children of the rich taking "my" spot, I should be able to sue UCLA for having to spend three years dealing with Ithaca's shitty weather.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
And if these lightweights really want to see how the came is played, they should take a look at Columbus Academy. For over a hundred years, Columbus Academy named their Valedictorian purely on class rank, yet the exact same year that Wexner's oldest was a senior they decided to change this century old policy to a more "holistic methodology." Now, I'm sure that this will come as a shock to you, but under this new methodology the Valedictorian was none other than young Prince Wexner, who went onto Harvard no doubt with stellar grades, extra-curricular activities and a 35 or 36 on his ACT.
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Well, I'm all for Wexner shelling out his bribe money locally I guess ...
 
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Jagdaddy said:
Meh, you might be surprised. I've got a Cornell law degree and plenty of people, including myself half the time, think that I'm an idiot.

That said, since Cornell Law School accepted me (w/o any bribes, lies, or even prep courses ...) and less "prestigious" UCLA Law School didn't, clearly due to unworthy children of the rich taking "my" spot, I should be able to sue UCLA for having to spend three years dealing with Ithaca's shitty weather.
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We'll have to subpoena your tax records... Cornell is involved in this...
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Jagdaddy said:
Meh, you might be surprised. I've got a Cornell law degree and plenty of people, including myself half the time, think that I'm an idiot.

That said, since Cornell Law School accepted me (w/o any bribes, lies, or even prep courses ...) and less "prestigious" UCLA Law School didn't, clearly due to unworthy children of the rich taking "my" spot, I should be able to sue UCLA for having to spend three years dealing with Ithaca's shitty weather.
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Hey now. Ithaca is gorges.
 
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