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Who is the oldest Old Fart in here?

utgrad73;1038394; said:
Going to celebrate the 8th anniversary of my 50th Bday in March.

I'm the same age as utgrad. CharlotteBuckeye62 graduated from tOSU in 1962, so he's getting up there. Too bad he doesn't post here very often of late, he's got some good insights and great stories.
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No doubt, this old fuck.
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1173565; said:


That is full, this is full
From the full, the full is subtracted
When the full is taken from the full
The full still will remain ? Isha Upanishad.

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Caddyshack

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