WR Terrelle Pryor ('10 Rose, '11 Sugar MVP)

[buxfan4life]

I heard from a reliable source (*cough* Fungo *cough*) that he was shot in the foot while running from the police after knocking off a liquor store.

FWIW.

The day I am having, I needed that laugh. Thank you.

One of the reasons I love this site. Informative and down right hilarious at times!

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Honestly not trying to start anything here, but want to hopefully debunk a rumor that I have heard from some SEC idiots that his injury is due to an off field altercation.

I trust the sources here, so can anybody shed some light on this so I can laugh and tell these idiots to [censored] off?

Thanks in advance.

Maybe Tim Tebow can come back from his missions and heal it....or do what he's accustomed to and just cut it off.

 

[TheIronColonel]

Here's a tip: move out of the south. It worked well for me. On top of that, when I left I was allowed to read and brush my teeth again. It's kind of liberating.

 

[Zurp]

What's going on? Nearly 24 hours without a report on how the season is over, since the offense is injured.

Maybe he challenged some guy to a Ro-Sham-Bo contest, and the other guy cheated by putting a steel plate over his crotch.

 

[Taosman]

Andre Ware says he hurt it while doing a medical procedure just like his hero, Tim Tebrow!

 

[MaxBuck]

... want to hopefully debunk a rumor that I have heard from some SEC idiots that his injury is due to an off field altercation.

Well, actually, they are correct.

Terrelle hurt his foot by kicking Tim Tebow's ass.

Just practicing for when he does it on the gridiron, of course.

 

[southcampus]

Terrelle Pryor was seen creating trouble around Columbus last weekend. Luckily, Terrelle was able to evade the police with his Corvette that Jim Tressel got for him. Fewwwwwwwww

 

[TooTall]

Terrelle Pryor was seen creating trouble around Columbus last weekend. Luckily, Terrelle was able to evade the police with his Corvette that Jim Tressel got for him. Fewwwwwwwww

Ohhh those poor Michigan fans, gotta go for low blows when you can't get what you want!

 

[jwinslow]

Terrelle Pryor was seen creating trouble around Columbus last weekend. Luckily, Terrelle was able to evade the police with his Corvette that Jim Tressel got for him. Fewwwwwwwww

pfft, corvettes just slow Terrelle down.

 

[TheIronColonel]

Wait, what? You think he was driving it? Heck no. He just threw it at the cops and squashed their puny patrol car.

 

[Folanator]

I heard from a reliable source that he hurt his foot kicking a ball into the stands at some retarded kids, in wheel chairs, holding kittens.

But I could be wrong...

 

[1926Buckeyes]

I heard from a reliable source that he hurt his foot kicking a ball into the stands at some retarded kids, in wheel chairs, holding kittens.

But I could be wrong...

He also threw the kittens into an incinerator. You forgot to add that.

 

[bukIpower]

Turns out the kittens were lions... hundreds were reported injured...

 

[Steve19]

Actually, they were endangered white tiger cubs...just sayin'

 

[krazeyk]

...I heard them referred to as Jefcats?