Well, I just want to put this out there. Right now. So there's no bloody misunderstandings in the future. Now.
Brandon's gonna have to do a WHOLE lot for me before I forget Bill Martin. You just don't waltz in here and take over from the love of our lives.
It's going to take time. We've lost the love of our lives and we're in mourning. He mustn't expect too much too soon.
He's going to need to be consistent. I know it won't be easy to show progress in furthering the progress of a living legend, but he needs to remember that even little screw-ups, every day, add up to big things over time. Keep that in mind. Even as things are at this well-developed stage, with consistency will come further progress.
He needs to take risks. There will come a time soon enough when RichRod will have to go. Finding another high flyer like that won't be easy but taking a big risk on someone special--perhaps a high school coach whose relations own a string of pizza shops--is bound to pay off in spades.
And, finally, there needs to be some romance. This is the world's best rivalry. We need more than a few hours of bump and grind. Tell us how much you love us from time to time. Between those times when we come together. When you think we don't notice.
Mr Brandon, if you play your cards right, you will have the undying love of one of the world's most loyal fanbases. It's an opportunity that few people get. Don't blow it.
Or rather, do!
