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*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

And we are back to this crap....

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I didn't apply to M*ch*gan. I didn't apply to any schools in that state. And maybe they are one of the top universities in the world. But when my cousin got accepted to, and attended, University of M*ch*gan, I lost a lot of respect for that school. Don't get me wrong - she was a smart person. But she had a lot of issues. Either someone pulled some strings for her, or she filled a quota that they needed filling, or their standards aren't as tough as they like to advertise.
Call me a "hater" if you want, but I'm not jealous of the academics.
Maybe I hate their arrogant attitude toward their academics.
Or the whole "Fab 5" love-fest.
Or the fact that the "Fab 5" seemed to be treated as the victims when they got caught for accepting money.
Or the fact that they claim credit for the greatest quarterback of all time, even though he was benched his last year and turned into a 6th-round draft pick.
Remember when Lloyd Carr blamed their loss to Ohio State in 2004 on Ohio State's security delaying their entrance into the stadium? They walked up to the stadium like it's their house and demanded to bypass security.
Or Desmond Howard. Ha.. that's really all I need to say, but I'll say more. Remember his "Heisman pose"? Had he never seen the actual trophy? Had no one in the media seen it? Way off.
How about their refusal to give up fighting that JT got the first down? It's been proven by eleventy bazillion internet nerds.
Or that "Spartan Bob" got the timing right?
Remember Denard Robinson's "I'm hungry" motion? Ha.
What about Franklin's "All the good Ohio Players go to M*ch*gan quote..." Eff that dick.
"Our wins over Albion College, Beloit School for Advanced Boy Scouts, and Ann Arbor High School have us as the winningest team of all time!!!"
"So what if we cheated by illegally stealing teams' signals weeks before we play them. Everyone goes 5mph faster than the speed limit."
For all that I hate about them, I am very glad, still, that they boned Penn State in 2005. (Penn State was clearly better than Texas or USC, remember...) (sarcasm intended)
 
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Zurp you could have just said two words...

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Zurp you could have just said two words...

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He could have…
I didn't apply to M*ch*gan. I didn't apply to any schools in that state. And maybe they are one of the top universities in the world. But when my cousin got accepted to, and attended, University of M*ch*gan, I lost a lot of respect for that school. Don't get me wrong - she was a smart person. But she had a lot of issues. Either someone pulled some strings for her, or she filled a quota that they needed filling, or their standards aren't as tough as they like to advertise.
Call me a "hater" if you want, but I'm not jealous of the academics.
Maybe I hate their arrogant attitude toward their academics.
Or the whole "Fab 5" love-fest.
Or the fact that the "Fab 5" seemed to be treated as the victims when they got caught for accepting money.
Or the fact that they claim credit for the greatest quarterback of all time, even though he was benched his last year and turned into a 6th-round draft pick.
Remember when Lloyd Carr blamed their loss to Ohio State in 2004 on Ohio State's security delaying their entrance into the stadium? They walked up to the stadium like it's their house and demanded to bypass security.
Or Desmond Howard. Ha.. that's really all I need to say, but I'll say more. Remember his "Heisman pose"? Had he never seen the actual trophy? Had no one in the media seen it? Way off.
How about their refusal to give up fighting that JT got the first down? It's been proven by eleventy bazillion internet nerds.
Or that "Spartan Bob" got the timing right?
Remember Denard Robinson's "I'm hungry" motion? Ha.
What about Franklin's "All the good Ohio Players go to M*ch*gan quote..." Eff that dick.
"Our wins over Albion College, Beloit School for Advanced Boy Scouts, and Ann Arbor High School have us as the winningest team of all time!!!"
"So what if we cheated by illegally stealing teams' signals weeks before we play them. Everyone goes 5mph faster than the speed limit."
For all that I hate about them, I am very glad, still, that they boned Penn State in 2005. (Penn State was clearly better than Texas or USC, remember...) (sarcasm intended)
…but this was poetry
 
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Was McCarthy the best QB ever for them? Was Corum better than Hart, Anthony Thomas, Wheatley? Was he one of their two best RBs ever?
McCarthy will forever have an indelible asterisk next to his name. How good would he have been if he (and the OL) hadn’t known what was coming every time?

We’ll never know
Personally, I don’t care

All I need to know about him is that he was a dirty cheater who was also a smug, arrogant liar. Nothing else matters. At all.

Good question though. It’s just like TCUN to consider an asterisked cheater to be their best ever
 
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