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1926Buckeyes
Head Coach
There was a thread about it on GoBlow but they deleted it.
Speaking of, GoBlows "banned sources" shit is hilarious. Multiple legit sources aren't allowed to be spoke of over there because they've dared to report negative things about scUM
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LovelandBuckeye
You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM
Yeah, they've been doing that for a few years now. Since 2023 was the 144th season they've played football, they were "Team 144". 2024 will be Team 145 and so on. Very original.
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Some of them really do act like this was some groundbreaking legendary team, when in reality they are probably near the bottom of even the 4 team CFP era champion teams.
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They are putting out a ton of effort to convince themselves that Martindale was a good hire. (It’s not)
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It could be that they will tell of the exploits of Team 144 for decades to come, even after sanctions. They'll have nothing else.
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
Interesting thought. Which playoff-winning team does 2023 M*ch*gan beat?
2014 Ohio State - nope
2015 Alabama - nope
2016 Clemson - nope
2017 Alabama - I don't remember this team
2018 Clemson - I don't remember this team
2019 LSU - nope
2020 Alabama - nope
2021 Georgia - nope
2022 Georgia - nope
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2018 Clemson annihilates them too. That was the team that smacked the dogpiss out of Bama in the CFP championship.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Another good 11W (Ramsey Nasrallah) article:
Imagine Ohio State spending a couple decades in football purgatory.
It sounds like a nightmare because it is - we've had more than our fair share of triumphs and have gotten used to our peasant-resistant lifestyle. But play football long enough and squalor comes for us all.
This scenario is too dark for jokes. Our beloved team would be merely participating in the world's greatest sport without any relevance beyond infamy by way of historic, embarrassing losses and sustained mediocrity. Consider losing in Ohio Stadium to Appalachian State or Toledo. It's that dark.
Conference titles are a distant rumor in purgatory. Ranked opponent? Buddy, that's just fancy term for Quality Loss. We're talking about the soul of Ohio experiencing an extinction event in our lifetimes. Our own fault for failing to be born and live in happier times. Leprosy doesn't seem so bad all of a sudden.
That's because rivalry futility is much worse. Every season in purgatory ends the same disastrous, and yet merciful way in that it's finally over. Saturdays are for humiliation and sadness, but the losses aren't just confined to the games. Recruiting losses, coaching losses, pride losses, season losses. It rains losses in purgatory.
A lost decade. Two lost decades. We still love tailgating and adore the band but hate everything else - including ourselves. We would handle this imagined purgatory poorly, comrades. Our great derangement begins with denial. We have no idea how long this will last, but forever seems a little too possible.
THERE'S NO QUIT IN OUR TRIBE. WE CAN BEAT THE CHEATERS. THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN.
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GRIM PARADISE
Imagine Ohio State spending a couple decades in football purgatory.
It sounds like a nightmare because it is - we've had more than our fair share of triumphs and have gotten used to our peasant-resistant lifestyle. But play football long enough and squalor comes for us all.
This scenario is too dark for jokes. Our beloved team would be merely participating in the world's greatest sport without any relevance beyond infamy by way of historic, embarrassing losses and sustained mediocrity. Consider losing in Ohio Stadium to Appalachian State or Toledo. It's that dark.
Conference titles are a distant rumor in purgatory. Ranked opponent? Buddy, that's just fancy term for Quality Loss. We're talking about the soul of Ohio experiencing an extinction event in our lifetimes. Our own fault for failing to be born and live in happier times. Leprosy doesn't seem so bad all of a sudden.
That's because rivalry futility is much worse. Every season in purgatory ends the same disastrous, and yet merciful way in that it's finally over. Saturdays are for humiliation and sadness, but the losses aren't just confined to the games. Recruiting losses, coaching losses, pride losses, season losses. It rains losses in purgatory.
A lost decade. Two lost decades. We still love tailgating and adore the band but hate everything else - including ourselves. We would handle this imagined purgatory poorly, comrades. Our great derangement begins with denial. We have no idea how long this will last, but forever seems a little too possible.
THERE'S NO QUIT IN OUR TRIBE. WE CAN BEAT THE CHEATERS. THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN.
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CincyInterloper
Hall of Fame
Frankly, I'm impressed. Too bad Richard Nixon didn't plan his exit strategy as well.
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