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Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

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And here I thought cops like that only existed in Ed Wood movies.

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Police Find 14-Inch Baby Python In Man’s Pants

A young man detained by police during a drunken argument in Germany was found to be carrying a baby python in his pants, and may be in trouble under animal welfare laws

Police in the southwestern city of Darmstadt said the 19-year-old was detained on Tuesday night after a loud argument with another man disturbed residents. They said he was searched and officers noticed "a significant bulge in his trousers."

The man told officers that he had a snake in his pants, and pulled out a 14-inch baby king python.

Entire article: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/11/08/police-find-14-inch-baby-python-in-mans-pants/

Adds a new meaning to the term "trouser snake".......:slappy:
 
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Pot-smoking naked couple in Wisconsin tried to seduce teen babysitter, say cops

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A Wisconsin couple who returned home drunk allegedly stripped down and tried to seduce one of their teen babysitters, officials said.
Crystal and Justin Robinson, of Wind Lake, were arrested on charges that include exposing intimate parts, child enticement and reckless endangering safety, according to a release Thursday from the Rancine County Sheriff’s Office.
Authorities said that they received a call from a concerned mother Sunday, saying her two juvenile daughters were babysitting for the couple.
The woman told dispatchers that her daughters said the couple came back drunk, was smoking pot and walking around undressed.
Officers responded to the home where teens told them that Justin Robinson had laid down on top of one of them while naked.
The sitters also claimed they saw Crystal Robinson nude and that she offered them marijuana, according to authorities.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/0...tried-to-seduce-teen-babysitter-say-cops.html
 
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Pot-smoking naked couple in Wisconsin tried to seduce teen babysitter, say cops

1510276418127.jpg


A Wisconsin couple who returned home drunk allegedly stripped down and tried to seduce one of their teen babysitters, officials said.
Crystal and Justin Robinson, of Wind Lake, were arrested on charges that include exposing intimate parts, child enticement and reckless endangering safety, according to a release Thursday from the Rancine County Sheriff’s Office.
Authorities said that they received a call from a concerned mother Sunday, saying her two juvenile daughters were babysitting for the couple.
The woman told dispatchers that her daughters said the couple came back drunk, was smoking pot and walking around undressed.
Officers responded to the home where teens told them that Justin Robinson had laid down on top of one of them while naked.
The sitters also claimed they saw Crystal Robinson nude and that she offered them marijuana, according to authorities.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/0...tried-to-seduce-teen-babysitter-say-cops.html


there ain't enough ganja on the planet
 
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