Mitchell Report Fantasy Draft

[jlb1705]

 

[osubartender23]

OK - fun game here - can we have our nomination for Major Leaguer least helped by Steroids from that list?

Paxton Crawford

Who the Hell is he?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

[BKB] Dammit, say it's not true - I love that guy!!! [/BKB]

I hope Sammy Sosa gets hit by a falling piano, slighty recovers and is chopped to bits from toe to head by a machette weilding and constantly laughing Fran Drescher.

 

[jlb1705]

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

cmoooooooooooon Jeter.....let me see a Jeter

 

[tibor75]

According to the report, Clemens started using roids in Toronto. Gee, right when his career rebounded. I guess the Red Sox were right - he was done.

 

[NFBuck]

lol....hahaha Jeremy Schapp gets the Mitchell Report and flips through the pages looking at canceled checks, presumably for roids, and starts naming names and just casually says Fernando Vina

I doubt Schapp had a chance to realize he just outed an ESPN analyst

Funny stuff

 

[tibor75]

 

[sandgk]

Full report as a pdf

Some of -- The highest instances of team names in the report ...
Mets - 64 times
Giants - 55 times
Dodgers - 54 times
Yankees - 43 times
Red Sox - 37 times

 

[billmac91]

also laughable: Steve Phillips was GM of the Mets during a majority of these incidents in which the Mets trainer was helping dudes get jacked illegally

 

[tibor75]

also laughable: Steve Phillips was GM of the Mets during a majority of these incidents in which the Mets trainer was helping dudes get jacked illegally

He was also fake GM of a number of teams, so I think you can blame him for more than just the mets. :tongue2:

 

[Tonyank]

David Justice was my fav back when he played for the tribe :(

 

[billmac91]

David Justice was my fav back when he played for the tribe :(

at least we can conclude what caused him to beat the hottest chick ever.

 

[Tonyank]

true, your stuff musta got smaller to do that!!!

 

[mross34]

Full report as a pdf

Some of -- The highest instances of team names in the report ...
Mets - 64 times
Giants - 55 times
Dodgers - 54 times
Yankees - 43 times
Red Sox - 37 times

As a Mets fan, I feel I must say something in their defense here. Their key witness was a Mets clubhouse attendant, of course they'll be mentioned the most. (I'm just glad Piazza wasn't on the list cause he really means something to most Met fans.) I'm sure there are plenty other distribution circles you could look into that would put different team names at the top.