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NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

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Diego-Bucks;2293334; said:
Kind of plays out like he was just hiding a gay relationship with Tuiasosopo. He's a football player (homophobic culture), Mormon, and attending a Catholic school. His friend from back in the day (Tuiasosopo) is responsible for at least 2 fake-twitter accounts that Te'o responds to, the replies to them help give credibility to his "girlfriend". Tuiasosopo obtains the pictures of the fake GF by asking her to hold up the signs with some cryptic message on it. It's all done to promote the fake relationship. No one in his circle will question why Te'o doesn't date, or have a wife for the next few years after she dies...
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I completely agree...

At this point, if he's gay, he might just want to get if out there so at least this whole BS hoax is understandable and not quite so creepy...
 
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ulukinatme;2293422; said:
Yeah, there was some speculation that since she was in on it months ago that she could have helped create the lie. Right now it looks like it was all upheld by Tuiasosopo though and Tuioti-Mariner just joked about knowing the truth.
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So I should be sleeping...

But further googling for specific key words...

Celeste Tuioti-Mariner Myspace Page: http://www.myspace.com/ctuioti55
*Unfortunately, this one is private but title is "Tee&Sue"

Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Myspace Page: http://www.myspace.com/acousticsoulrnbisme/
*Under friends, you find "Tee&Sue". Of course the last login was 10/28/11, like everyone else in America.

Which means nothing expect they know each other in 2010.

Though I did find a Myspace profile for "lennay kekua" http://www.myspace.com/tonganeselove
*Unfortunately, private.

However, using search64.com, you can search for Lennay Kekua.
http://search64.com/profile/kekua-lennay.html
Which yields this image from Myspace.
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A Google Images search for Celeste Tuioti-Mariner yields this image.
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So you tell me.

EDIT: Clarification...Image 1 was for Lennay Kekua from a Myspace page. Image 2 was for Celeste Tuioti-Mariner. Tuiasasopo could have created the alias "Lennay Kekua" back in the 2007-2008 area using Celeste Tuioti-Mariner's images. Tuiasasopo could have got caught using her pics in 2008, but kept the "name". Just needed new pics.

jay.R ‏@jayRahz
we caught Ronaiah's persona as Lennay Kekua back in 2008 and ended all ties with him..
 
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Poe McKnoe;2293432; said:
So I should be sleeping...

But further googling for specific key words...

Celeste Tuioti-Mariner Myspace Page: http://www.myspace.com/ctuioti55
*Unfortunately, this one is private but title is "Tee&Sue"

Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Myspace Page: http://www.myspace.com/acousticsoulrnbisme/
*Under friends, you find "Tee&Sue". Of course the last login was 10/28/11, like everyone else in America.

Which means nothing expect they know each other in 2010.

Though I did find a Myspace profile for "lennay kekua" http://www.myspace.com/tonganeselove
*Unfortunately, private.

However, using search64.com, you can search for Lennay Kekua.
http://search64.com/profile/kekua-lennay.html
Which yields this image from Myspace.
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A Google Images search for yield this image.
ctui51_1355307754_600.jpg


So you tell me.
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This proves what exactly?

Here is the pic from her twitter account. This is what Teo thought she looked like.

Lennay-Kekua-@LoveMSMK.jpg
 
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Unless Gatorubet has contacted Anzalone already, how the hell did he manage to dodge all that mythological internet perversion in one year? :lol:

But seriously...its fairly well known I same somewhat of an ND follower (1 million times less than OSU of course, as my post count will indicate). However, this is flat out embarassing. For ND to rush into a press conference that will be immediately be proven to be a lie is unbelievably stupid. And to furthermore call him "a victim that will never be able to trust again"? Lonely 12 year old girls in AOL dial-up chatrooms in the 90s had more discretion than a 20+ year old super star athlete at ND? Even if we are to believe the most ridiculous attempted cover up of the century, Te'o is an absolute idiot. That is the best case scenario for him now.
 
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The one where ND's resident rapist (one of the 2, that is) talks about their resident fraud's losses, while the cult chants the latter's name in the background.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfd56YjS9c0"]Prince Shembo, On The Field - Notre Dame Football - YouTube[/ame]

Some places are just too fucked for description.
 
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This has got to be the most bizarre sports story I've ever heard.

Either Te'o was truly taken advantage of, and was fooled by someone, making him one of the biggest morons on the planet.

Or, he was one of the co-conspirators, along with his family and the ND administration, making them some of the biggest liars on the planet.

Either way, the happiest guy in the country right now is Lance Armstrong. This whole Te'o story has dropped Lance from the front page in record time.
 
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