Tasteless Jokes

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Why the fuck do I know so many pedophile jokes?

"Mind if I ask you a few questions?"

 

[SparkyOSU]

I don't know whether this is my favorite thead or least favorite thread. So wrong. You bastards all belong in hell.

What's the differnce between a cheeseburger and an infant.





You don't cum on the cheeseburger before you eat it.

Honestly...who really eats cheeseburgers.

 

[SparkyOSU]

A black man a Mexican and a white man live in an old run down apartment. At noon on Tuesday, a earthquake leveled the building... Who survived?






The white man, he was at work.

 

[SparkyOSU]

Why are aspirin white?



So they will work.

 

[SparkyOSU]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?



Nothin' you already told the bitch twice.

 

[SparkyOSU]

Q. Why did the wife cross the road to get the mail?





A. Nevermind that, WHY THE FUCK AINT SHE IN THE KITCHEN????

 

[SparkyOSU]

What do the students learn at the University of Michigan?


I dont know either.

 

[SparkyOSU]

Who many women does it take to change a light bulb?


5 of them, 1 to do it, 1 to complain, 1 to call a girlfriend to complain, 1 girlfriend on the other line, 1 girlfriend to cry to......

 

[OCBucksFan]

Why don't women need drivers licenses?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

 

[Ginn4Heisman]

What do the students learn at the University of Michigan?


I dont know either.

what's tasteless about this joke... its the truth..



I am dying here. My wife just asked why i was laughing so hard so i told her some of the jokes and she gave me a horrible look.. so i just turned and started laughing some more.

 

[OCBuckWife]

I thought it was the long-lonely ride home from the desert

A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

 

[Best Buckeye]

Why are womens feet shorter than men's ?










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So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

 

[OCBucksFan]

A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

 

[iambrutus]

How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.​

 

[iambrutus]

What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.​

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Why don't mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.​

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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken​

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)